mattsturnswife

[mattsturnswife]

it’s night time i should be asleep and i can’t stop thinking about matt i can’t stop thinking about matt and his sexy face and arms and his face and oh my gosh he’s so sexy and he’s so sweet and i love matt so much i cant stop thinking about matt

[mattsturnswife]

Let’s be honest we all know this is another money grab just like tour bc their too lazy to give us good content. If you disagree you’re wrong! Hope that helps ❤️

**(disclaimer guys I love the triplets SO much but why can’t they give us ONE good a vid a week like that’s what they get paid for… and some people work everyday and don’t even make a fraction of what they get from being straight up lazy..)

[mattsturnswife]

amen. i have not watched a full video since august theyve all gone downhill.

Are we fucking for real.. (Big rant warning) PS: THIS IS NOT POTRAYED AS HATE TO ANYONE INCLUDING THE TRIPLETS!!!

No scheulde friday vids no more OR dumps...

why r they making it seem like its our fault for delayed low/mid shit.?? ''we know our content has been mid these days but its all for you guys'' you mean the ''guys'' going on tour..? you mean the ones that PAY for content that you guys do on a free fucking app..? bullshit. i love the boys sm but if this keeps on going a break from yt for at least a month would make a difference and im sure

The tour is a comedy show. chris said it himself saying smth along the lines of ''we made sure the provide seats at tour bc we are not artists, its just for jokes''. So why the fuck are the prices so high..? yeah i get it tours expensive blah blah ppl have had this talk b4 but come on. no small talk yet they say shit like ''i cant wait to meet everyone and talk w you guys'' fym..Id be so fucking pissed if i dropped a bag and all im allowed 2 do is smile,hug and walk away...

They plan shit in 10/90, what i mean is 10% content for THE JOB they CHOSE to do and 90% for behind the scenes cool ultimate fan stuff that no one knows shit abt till now..?? Also what up w the 3-zillon ''staff meetings'' they talking abt. Where's the content coming out of these meetings..? are we js shiting n chatting over there?

If editing takes alot or timing is tight they COULD stream. its a free website for all + engaging live chat and we love it they love it EVERYONE wins.

Owning up vs slacking on content. js bc they admitted to it does not mean ''SOME'' of yall can dick ride them into thinking that majority of us r okay w this shit.

''its js a fandom'' or ''yk you could js click off the video right'' comments make zero sense. and ngl this js makes things a lot worse. Bc lets say for reference you were in a relationship and ur partner did smth that pissed you off would you immediately break up and act like u did jot love/commit to them or would you try and talking things out and if that did not work you would end things.

My point is this is crazy work for ppl who have a YOUTUBE career and yes i know its hard from time to time but they picked there job they deal w it and act there role.

I swear if tour dont got them posting 4 or smth days a week im fucking over it. Promising us shit while their actions do NOT match up what so ever is insane.

PS: yet again this is NOT HATE. im expressing MY OPINION pls respect that and dont use this rant as an excuse to hate.

[mattsturnswife]

“275 isn’t bad, I can easily afford it!”

Congrats, you’re tone deaf and out of touch!

275 is a lot considering the demographic they are catering towards are asking mom and dad to go, MEANING, they need to buy TWO TICKETS MAYBE THREE+ TAX, thats a lot of money being spent. Not to mention, triplets aren’t going to that many states so add on travel fees, hotel fees, food fees….you spending a good amount that could go towards idk RENT, GROCERIES ETC.

Most people checks alone come out to 275 depending on where they work and how often they work.

Yes touring is expensive but are yall forgetting they make money constantly on YouTube? The occasional twitch stream they bringing in BIG dollars. Nick and Chris make money from their brands, Matt is coming out with a brand that makes money, they get sponsors that bring them money.

The price to meet them shouldn’t be a whole paycheck or Half paycheck to meet them for 2 minutes and get rushed away.

If you can afford to go, that’s great and I’m happy for you, but don’t shit on people cuz they are able to critic something that isn’t necessarily right.

People sit here and defend the triplets through thick and thin to the point where it’s parasocial and yall think they can do no wrong or simply be wrong cuz they are your favs. And before yall try to say im parasocial cuz i write smut about them, baby i can call out when they do sum fuck shit and I stand ten toes on what I say.

Being a fan of someone means you enjoy what they do, you like their content and support them. But it also means wanting the best for them and that entails being able to recognize things that may not be the best business move, or calling them out (respectfully) about their actions.

Argue if you want to, but I ain’t say nothing wrong.

[mattsturnswife]

matt or chris could be std ridden for all i care and i still want that!

[mattsturnswife]

I THINK WE ARE LOOSING IT

[mattsturnswife]

everyone keeps saying matt is the lover boy because he’s been in a semi public relationship but really the true lover boy is chris. “i can be in love and be okay with not doing anything about it.” HELLO?

i genuinely understood him completely, there were so many chances i could’ve taken but i didn’t. the fact that he said it with a straight face made me want to die lol

[mattsturnswife]

Many such cases.

[mattsturnswife]

y'all please don't make a big deal about them NOT being virgins🙏

it's totally natural and okay to not be a virgin at 21, and it's completely normal and okay to be one at the same age or older. no one should ever make you feel like there's an "age limit" to have sex for the first time, cause there's absolutely no limit whatsoever.

in regards to their virginity, please don't get possessive or shit like that: the same way you have a life outside this app, outside the fandom, so do they.

(and if it makes you feel any better, use this new "revelation" to read smut fanfics under another pov, you have now the confirmation that they know what they're doing and that's extremely attractive)

once everything is said and done, go have fun, go have sex (unless you're a literal kid, in that case please wait, you have your whole life ahead) and make sure to do it protected🤍

[mattsturnswife]

| fratboy!chris headcannons

| warnings: smut, dirty talk, degradation, praising, drug use

✶fratboy!chris who- never really wanted a relationship before meeting you at a frat party. he knew you were different then the rest of the girls he’d fuck around with. you were an innocent girl but carried yourself in a much different way, he felt drawn to you

✶fratboy!chris who- would try and act nonchalant when his friends brought you up in conversations. “so, who’s that girl you keep gawking over?” they’d ask him, “i have no idea what you’re talking about” they’d all laugh as if chris’ eyes weren’t burning holes in the back of your head.

✶fratboy!chris who- eventually caved in after spotting you at a party. the weed and alcohol in his system leaving his eyelids heavy and his words coming out like water. he slurred out his words telling you he thought you were beautiful and how he couldn’t resist you.

✶fratboy!chris who- would gaslight himself into believing he didn’t like you at all. unfortunately for him, his dick told him otherwise. he even found himself jacking off to your innocent little Instagram posts.

✶fratboy!chris who- was always a horny mess around you, constantly needed to have physical touch no matter where you guys were especially when he’s driving, his hand is always on your thigh inching closer to your clothed core.

✶fratboy!chris who- you eventually let take your virginity. surprisingly he was gentle and whispering sweet nothings into your ear whilst kissing all around your jaw, neck, face whilst pretty whines strung out of your plump lips. “such a good girl f’me hm? doing so well taking my cock like this”

✶fratboy!chris who- lovesss your ass. always standing behind you and pushing himself against it. has his hands on it anytime you’re lying down or even straddling him. he grips it like there’s no tomorrow (or until you’ve got fingerprints dented into it)

✶fratboy!chris who- makes fun of you inside and outside the bedroom. you’re nothing but his little angel of innocence. he hears you whining when you can’t figure out your maths problem to hearing you whine whilst he rails into you over and over again. “such a needy little slut you are, always bitchin’ and whinin’ for my dick huh? not so innocent anymore”

a/n: my first hc sorry if it’s short and terrible ly all

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[mattsturnswife]

my confession is if ur their age and think they’re hot/attractive it say A LOT about you. sometimes i think ppl forget they’re 21 years old bc they act INCREDIBLY childish. Chris burps in people’s faces and thinks it’s funny as a grown adult. like…

Ppl their age are getting ready to start family and they’re moaning on stream. and i get there are many infielders that are like this online (Kai centate comes to mind) but all of them do very grown up thing like breaking world records, doing large events for charity, going into big industry like music.

they’re merch is kinda tacky and considering they’re constantly talking about how they put “so much effort into it,” and the shirt is literally pink with 2 words going across it while their are people their age who are finishing collage is kinda insane

They are very immature for their age.

[mattsturnswife]

⋆˙⟡ lacy, oh, lacy, matt sturniolo

ex!matt sturniolo x ex!fem reader

synopsis. in which your ex boyfriend matt gets a new girlfriend and you envy her.

warnings. angst, self comparison, ex!matt, jealousy.

word count. 700 words.

authors note. this is my fav song on guts :(

you were scrolling mindlessly through instagram, half-distracted by the show playing in the background, when it hits you like a punch in the gut.

matt’s name.

you almost swipe past it, the little blue checkmark drawing your attention before your brain has time to catch up. the first photo in the carousel is enough to make your chest tighten; matt’s unmistakable smile, wild and carefree, his arm slung casually around the waist of a girl who is undeniably beautiful.

she’s perfect in a way that feels cruel. her hair is shiny and soft, her skin glowing like she exists in some perpetually golden hour. she’s wearing a baby pink skirt and a white tank top, that made you second-guess every piece of clothing you ever owned. and matt—he’s looking at her like she’s the only thing that matters, his gaze full of that rare blend of comfort and adoration that used to be reserved for you.

your fingers hovered over the screen, but the curiosity wins. you click on her profile—never a good idea.

her name is lacy, a name as delicate and ethereal as she looks. her bio is full of cute emojis, and her feed is an endless stream of photos that make her seem both unreachable heartbreakingly real. there are candids of her laughing with friends, aesthetic shots of iced-lattes and sunsets, flawless photos of her, and of course, more pictures of her with matt.

each photo was a dagger.

you scroll further, unable to stop yourself. there’s a photo of her in a bikini that hugged her perfect body in all the right ways, standing on the beach, her arms wrapped around matt as he leans down to kiss her forehead. the stunning sunset in the background really setting the scene.

you hate her. you hate how easily she seems to slot into the life that used to be yours. you hate the way she seems so effortlessly happy, like she’s never had to sit in her room crying after seeing someone else post photos like this. most of all, you hate how much she reminds you of everything you’re not.

lacy was kind. you could tell by the way people commented under her posts, by the stories where she’s tagged with the captions like “the sweetest person alive” and “my literal angel.” she’s funny, too, with captions that actually made you laugh even though you resented her for it. and then there’s the way she looks at matt in every picture. it’s the kind of look you recognised because it used to be yours.

and matt—he’s happy. he looks like he’s found the thing he’s been searching for.

it feels like a slap in the face.

you tell yourself to stop. to close the app, put your phone down, and do literally anything else. but instead, you go back to his post, lingering on the comment section. the flood of heart emojis and “you two are perfect” messages like tiny arrows, each one reminding you that this is his life now.

he doesn’t think about you anymore.

the realisation hits harder than you expect. it’s not like you thought he was still pining for you, but seeing it laid out in front of you—proof that he’s moved on, that he’s happy—makes your stomach churn.

you close instagram and toss your phone onto your bed next to you, but the damage is done. lacy is burned into your mind now, an image you can’t shake. you think about her at random moments, comparing yourself to her in ways that feel pathetic but impossible to stop.

would matt have loved you more if you’d been more like her? if you’d laughed more or dressed better or been softer around the edges?

you hate how much you care.

it’s not just jealousy—it’s grief. for what you had with matt, for the person you were when you were with him. for the version of you that thought she was enough.

you try to tell yourself it’s just a passing feeling, that in a few days this ache will dull into something manageable. but tonight, it’s sharp and all-consuming, and it’s hard not to feel like lacy has taken more than matt from you.

she’s taken the version of yourself that felt loved.

and you can’t stop wondering if you’ll ever get her back.

[mattsturnswife]

BRO SAW MY TUMBLR LIKES WTF

[mattsturnswife]

i really miss the chratt streams when nick wasnt there sorry i hate to say it, life was so good. it was my birthday,i played with them, ARGUED with THE matthew sturniolo. and has the most fun of my life bro they genuinely were so comforting and i miss them!!!

[mattsturnswife]

i haven't opened tumblr in so long this app has changed even more omg. remember ur so loved and i hope u had a good day!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)*.♡

[mattsturnswife]

this fandom on this app isn't what it used to be and it's kinda sad

[mattsturnswife]

i fear im really missing the everyday chratt streams