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excuse me you can't just leave me in the horny posting trenches by myself!! (it fuji)

me on the dash pretending i have absolutely nothing horny to say

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leave no tit unsucked — hanamaki takahiro

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pillow humpers unite

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Hi! I hope you're doing so fantastic today, beautiful!!!

Have you ever thought about using best friend!oliver to make an ex mad? Technically, he offers himself whenever he hears your miserable complaining about how heartbroken your ex left you. Ideally you wouldn't take the idiot back, but grief makes you want and do stupid things.

That's why you're now on your back with oliver grinding his clothed bulge over the crotch of your soaked panties. It starts off as you taking pictures, your hand on his lap, gripping his hardened cock through his jeans. They're bold, but you're single now, who's going to stop you? You don't hesitate posting them, his face isn't in them, but those who knew him would definitely recognize him.

Then he suggests recording a video and accidentally sending it. He says it would make any guy mad and have them crawling back. Why wouldn't you trust your best friend? He zooms in, the tip of his cock is damp and it bleeds through his underwear, darkening the blue fabric and your weeping cunt doesn't help. Your moans are loud, and he wonders if you've ever sounded like this with your ex. You complained a lot about how selfish the asshole was. He nudges your clit repeatedly, making your lift your hips to meet each thrust.

His hand appears on the screen, his large hand rubbing your pert nipples through your shirt, "You look so fuckin' hot, that dumbass is missing out."

Maybe you two should just fuck, ya know? Nothing makes a man more jealous than seeing his girl get creampied by her best friend. You would definitely get him back after that, so let him just pull those ruined panties out the way.

"nothing makes a man more jealous than seeing his girl get creampied by her best friend" the way i GASPed.

the whole concept of this is so hot....i weep. i shiver. because i just know that best friend!oliver liiiiiives for any and every opportunity to piss off your shitty exes.

dry humping him........posting pictures........taking videos.....precum leaking through his boxers.........the way you shiver feeling his cock press against the barrier of your panties, pushing the fabric inside of you........did i just moan out loud...i g2g.

ty for this jade MWAH YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! i'm going to marinate in this like soup <3<3<3

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hi dee. i am dropping in to convey some wholesomeness. i keep falling harder for oliver....we're just two idiots in love....

jazz this is so wholesome are u okay have u been hacked blink twice if u need me to rescue u

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If you even THINK of having an evil October I am flying to you and sitting outside your house waiting to tackle you. And then having you make it up to all of us

okay okay fine cocktober is back ON

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I just feel like oikawa would absolutely OBSESS over a girl who’s mean to him since he has so many girls fawning over him

oh he would be down so horribly bad. hopelessly in love. absolutely 0 cool aura points around her.

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"If your gf keeps asking me to grab her shit off the top shelf thats our gf now"

As a very short guy myself, I tend to grab things myself instead of asking for help (leading to many hilarious visual moments of me scurrying up shelves like a feral monkey). That being said, the mental image of someone taller than me coming from behind me and grabbing something for me? Aaaaa so hot

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literally me climbing the shelves at walmart trying to get baking soda yesterday…….

but the chest to back press…..the arm caging you in…..fingers reaching past your own. i weep.

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"Age in biotonite?"

NOT MY DUMBASS READING BIOTONITE AS ONE WORD AND THINKING IT WAS A MINERAL OR SOME SHIT I HAVE MORE BRAINCELLS THAN THIS I SWEARRRRRR 😭😭😭

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i’m cryING HAHAHAHA. wake up babe new rock just dropped!!!

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that nonnie writing w the clit like it’s squidward’s magic conch 😌💅🏼🐚🦪

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felt this so deep in my soul 🐱

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mr. dee: *finally watching demon slayer for the first time* me: :) me: :)))))))))) me: *runs into the living room mid-episode wearing tanjiro's haori swinging around sanemi's nichirin sword*

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eiffel tower with them.

buying a one way ticket to paris as we speak

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Eiffel Tower but seijoh 4 as all four legs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

the mental gymnastics i'm doing trying to visualize this......................do u think they'll maybe give a hands on demonstration

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I finally started playing Fly High and thought you would appreciate this pull, lmfao. I cackled when I saw them come home together!

i'm YELLINGGGGG this is literally the most perfect pull hahahahaha. love this for you :')

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hi dee!!! did you get the new books from ali and other authors from the kickstarter campaign? in my case i would love to, but i live in europe and only shipping is $75… soo i have to really econsider it lmao (i will buy for sure the ebooks but i really wanted them in physic format)

hi nonnie!! i haven't ordered anything yet. as much as i'd love to have physical copies, i'm also put off by how much it'll cost to ship them to where i live :(. so i'll likely either end up going with digital copies or the audiobooks!!

also the spicy art previews for all of them.........omg.

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who was your first genshin main and who do you main now please tell me

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jalapeños from the garden stuffed with garlic boursin cheese…………..my new beloved snack