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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

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He sighs!

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Y'know, I've heard of gamer girls, but I've never heard of a "gamer guy." I wonder why not. Maybe it's because guys don't play videogames as much as girls do. I mean basically all girls are gamers.

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my best productivity tip is give up immidiately

as in take a step back, try to find what's frustrating you and breaking your workflow, and spend the rest of the day setting yourself up for success tomorrow, instead of trying to work through mental bullshit, feeling like its your fault you're not productive and burning yourself out. time spent prepping and organising is time saved on later procrastination. sometimes its a bigger mental health thing but sometimes you just need to vaccum your floors, clear out your desk and leave a yummy beverage on it for you to enjoy in the morning.

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Just a reminder in case your mind is playing tricks on you today: You matter. You’re important. You’re loved & your presence on this earth makes a difference whether you see it or not

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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For the first time in 3 years I have made it one full year without being terminated

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knock knock

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A reminder

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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

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are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

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"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

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big fan of taking it easy, and honestly genuinely have no interest whatsoever in the grind