Welcome to my store, you may call me Anselm. How might I help you?
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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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why are spells stored in dusty old tomes why aren't they audiobooks
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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...
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the brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025
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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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Warlock: The fact that I am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
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it’s because i’m always under some damn curse
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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