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HI MAXXX !!!!!!!!!!!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

*twirls my hair*

Woah. Nice hair.

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scary handsome guy *bows to you and gives you coffee cheetos and chicken*

is that a jerma reference

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IM UR 1 FAN!!!666 trust

HAhAH I get a lot of fans... *flexes*

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i would send u asks all the time if i wasnt scared of u punvhing me in the face at school (lll￢ω￢) ; 🍥 (@powerofanimeandgod)

... i guess i wont punch you.... FOR ONE WEEK....

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do it now SEND ME SHIT

Pls guys I’m always bored

Edit: over a thousand notes!? Damn…

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hey guys welcome back to my blog today i will be doing 69 pushups to celebrate the first time i kissed a girl

*proceeds to stand still*

i've never kissed a girl

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ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ YOU HAVE TUMBLR??? ; 🍥 (@powerofanimeandgod)

uh yeah.. whats the little face thingy you put there its kinda cute

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max, you’re very pretty <3

oh haha don't you mean SEXY? or HANDSOME? i'm not pretty.. thats for girls I'm pretty sure-

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GRRRRR anger emoji

Blog Intro

(Disclaimer - this blog is a Max Survives AU!)

hey whats up fuck nuggets!?!? guess who got banned on snapchat FOR SOME STUPID REASON!!!?

any way this is my page i guess. wait nevrmind its called a blog or somthing idk. one of the nerds steph is frends with told me that i should get a account so here i am!! awesome as always!!!

hit me up if your a fan. UNLESS YOUR A DUDE. THEN NO GO AWAY IM NOT HOMESEXUAL!1!!!

Some Info/Rules:

blog will include sensitive content occasionally

if you are a minor. RESPOND ONLY TO SFW POSTS! PLEASE!

blog owner is an adult (@whatswithwilson)

multishipping is welcome!!

Not 100% canon compliant

max is a hopeless pansexual who has no idea what he's doing

in denial about being not straight

he no longer lives with his dad, but in an apartment thats part of a complex

warning for max jagermans father being absolutely evil

roleplay friendly <3

open to all asks!!

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Blog Intro

(Disclaimer - this blog is a Max Survives AU!)

hey whats up fuck nuggets!?!? guess who got banned on snapchat FOR SOME STUPID REASON!!!?

any way this is my page i guess. wait nevrmind its called a blog or somthing idk. one of the nerds steph is frends with told me that i should get a account so here i am!! awesome as always!!!

hit me up if your a fan. UNLESS YOUR A DUDE. THEN NO GO AWAY IM NOT HOMESEXUAL!1!!!

Some Info/Rules:

blog will include sensitive content occasionally

if you are a minor. RESPOND ONLY TO SFW POSTS! PLEASE!

blog owner is an adult (@whatswithwilson)

multishipping is welcome!!

Not 100% canon compliant

max is a hopeless pansexual who has no idea what he's doing

in denial about being not straight

he no longer lives with his dad, but in an apartment thats part of a complex

warning for max jagermans father being absolutely evil

roleplay friendly <3

open to all asks!!