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There is legitimately nothing that brings me more joy than seeing a handful of notes on this blog, opening them up, and seeing that one person has clearly read their way through several stories and enjoyed them.

Also, the main reason I’ve been away for so long is that I’ve been writing a lot of smut and don’t know if this is the right place to put it. So it’s just living on my computer for the time being.

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I’m really, reeeeeally trying to put out this next part of the Clint x reader soulmate fic, but I’m struggling to decide if the next part is Clint pov or reader pov. Anyone got an opinion? I have a rough draft of both options...

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TagList

Hi all,

The old copy of my taglist has managed to get lost in the computer shuffle. I’m hoping to put out the first full part of the new Clint story in the next week or two, so lmk if you want to be tagged! 

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when your only contribution to a fandom is to write rarepair fanfic that caters to your own incredibly specific tastes

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I love all your Clint works 😭😭😭❤️❤️ the best part of my week so far!

I’m so glad! Encouragement from readers like you keeps me writing, so thank you for telling me :))

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Clint x Reader Soulmate AU (Preview)

Pairing: Clint Barton x Reader

Content/Warnings: Soulmate AU, description of injuries

Description: In a world where soulmates share injuries and bruises, Clint finds himself covered in injuries that look like they came from fights he was never in.

A/N: Sorry I’ve been away for a million years! I can’t promise to be back posting consistently, but I found this WIP in an old journal and was inspired to work on it. Please let me know if you’d like to read the rest!

Clint was getting worried. He had always felt bad for you. Carrying his bruises your whole life, from his father to the circus to crime and heroism alike. Suddenly, though, he had more of yours than his own. 

It started when he woke up with a black eye a week ago. Usually he found normal bruises from you. A stubbed toe, a bumped knee, nothing concerning. But the black eye was followed by a dark patch over his ribs, then hand prints around his throat. He feared abuse, not thinking of any other reason this could have started so suddenly. 

But then he developed bruises across his knuckles, then his elbows, as though he had been striking something repeatedly. The injuries didn’t add up to abuse, but fighting. 

Clint’s anxiety had been rising for days, but this realization sent him over the edge. That’s how he found himself in front of Steve’s apartment at 4 am on a Monday.

The door opened with the second knock. 

“Barton?” Steve’s voice was concerned. “Barton, what are you doing here?”

When Clint didn’t answer Steve grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him inside. 

Sitting on the couch, Clint held out his bruised right hand rather than speaking. Steve’s eyebrows pulled together. Clint unzipped his hoodie to show the fading handprints on his throat and the elbow bruises. 

Steve waited.

“They aren’t mine.” His voice broke, as he’d feared it would. “Something is wrong, I know it is.”

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#thank you antiope for teaching your warriors how to be so extra

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yeah we know pre-civil war tony never has his shit together and rhodey, pepper, happy, and jarvis are holding like 80% of his life together but also he's the kind of person that calls his friends at 3am like "hey I'm at walmart do you guys need anything"

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Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I don’t think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.

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I might be rising from the dead in this time of semi-quarantine and giving y’all some new fics. I have so little to do right now and also no money. Heck.

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EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you’re doing.. and watch this masterpiece

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Chris Evans for Esquire (2017)

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inspired by Euripides, from “Orestes”

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I watched Tag this weekend, and if this isn’t the most Hawkeye thing I’ve ever seen Jeremy Renner do not as Hawkeye. 😂😂😂😂

He just has a conversation while he’s perched up on a walker. 🤣🤣🤣

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