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gay ass

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Oh fuck yeah.

We’ll graffiti the elevator together and then forget what’s happening lmfao

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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oh right

Artfight

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2019 ptsd lmfao

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guess I just become Rami. How lovely(??)

That’d be really fucking funny, just being a random Valkyrie in a sitcom

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sorry for the ask earlier im "these edibles aint shit"ing rn

w what does that mean

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I’m not political but.

Chat we might be crossing off ww3 on our 2025 bingo

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Okay, weird dream time.

I just had a dream where I was in an 80’s styled Psychology/Sociology class and the teacher played us a video by Mr Chonny Jash himself, titled something something “for the fags”, and it was just a three minute compilation of himself. But like. Most of it was him falling in weird and extravagant ways.

I say that I was in a Psychology/Sociology class because the video was supposed to be something like a demonstration/representation of Human Ego…

I’ve never seen Mr Jash fall but the image my brain provided me with is absolutely hilarious (I do not wish it upon him tho lmfao)

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im scared what do you mean "wattpad"

w h a t d o y o u m e a n

AHAHAH OH WAIT DO YOU REMEMBER MY WATTPAD ERA??

Bro okay so. Story time.

Before Tumblr I had (still have) Discord, and before Discord I had Wattpad.

In a pathetic attempt to search for a fanfic that I have not read in about 5 years, I tried to see if it was in my Wattpad read lists.

It was not. I found cringe instead. My own cringe.

So! I’ve just kinda been dying in Memories

To think it all started in search of a fic I barely even remember…

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One word:

Wattpad.

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Favorite pizza is plain pepperoni… favorite burger is just cheeseburger with lettuce (does that still count?)

Favorite PIE is APPLE

Why am I default. Any defaulters in the chat???

God I’m such a basic bitch. My favorite ice cream is vanilla and my favorite donut is glazed. What the hell

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AUGH AND MY FAVORITE COOKIE IS CHOCOLATE CHIP

God I’m such a basic bitch. My favorite ice cream is vanilla and my favorite donut is glazed. What the hell

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God I’m such a basic bitch. My favorite ice cream is vanilla and my favorite donut is glazed. What the hell

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Happy pride month!

Happy rainbow month!

Happy queer month!

Happy LGBTQ HDMI HDTV month!

Happy skittles month!

Happy happy, cheerful, lively, or showy month!

They’re turning the freaking frogs gay!

gay

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In honor of gay month, I’ve acquired:

A Concussion!

Your irregularly scheduled content will be coming out as… idk as much as a gay man with a conservative family

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MY TINY GAME OF SOLITAIRE WAS A TINY BUST 💔💔💔

fuck you

*plays a tiny game of solitaire*