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somebody laced my cigarette with unmeasurable pain and sorrow

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it feels like getting struck by lightning just wouldn't be that big of a deal anymore. if i'm being honest it doesn't even seem worth mentioning.

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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Behind the scenes of The Muppet Movie (1979).

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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

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the anatomy students were literally newborns who just wanted to take a class about the human body to learn what shape their bones were meant to be and their professor started randomly skipping class all the time even though they never missed even a single meeting. rude.

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who up dinking they oiter

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I wanna be a femboy in a cis man way not a she's just a cis girl way

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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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It’s my birthday today!!!! 20!!!!

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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple: