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Hiiiiii last time I saw you draw a dragon it was soooo beautiful and whimsical…I would love to see another if you have one I would give you a very sparkly rock in return

hihi star!! still very sketchy lineart but <33 love these giant scaley ouppies

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you open my skull and there's no brain only weird purple mass

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Kingerrrrrrrrr 😭😭😭

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"whatever good may lie behind your intent, it feels so wrong, I can't pretend that i am not scared" Parrot

"Now how about that pride of yours? / A matter of morals, of course / Poor little boy can't solve all his problems with force"

directorfies kinda reminds me of Yura from PAFL. give me a few minutes I'll pull out bunch of lyrics

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A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."

"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"

"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.

One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.

"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.

"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."

"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.

"How are you speaking English?"

"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."

"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.

It's the eggplant emoji.

"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"

The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."

"Oh."

"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"

"Uh, sure, I guess?"

One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."

"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"

"No. Just not worth it."

The group disappears in a shimmering light.

The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.

Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.

I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.

I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.

A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.

We're no strangers to love

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i have FIVE HOURS until exam i didn't prepare for and i can't fucking concentrate on anything. how fucked am i

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like. "glad you were too naive to run on the edge of a knife" about taking hostage situation. Wifies bluffing and putting Parrot's friends' lives at stake only because he knows Parrot won't do anything to actually make him kill them. only threatening to kill them because he knows he won't have to. Wifies willing to bluff and put lives at stake only because he knows Parrot never would

"i weaponized my helpless spite"

(does "poor boy can't solve all his problems with force" also kinda work here. like. Parrot cannot win against him with pure stubbornness and hope like he usually does with everything he encounters)

"i know i know everything"

"all i am is helpless, you see. ill save you the way you saved me"

"god, it feels nice to be so brash"

"ill close my eyes and tie my time right by your side"

(as a little bonus: "i wanna know if it's normal to feel this way" about his gay crisis)

directorfies kinda reminds me of Yura from PAFL. give me a few minutes I'll pull out bunch of lyrics

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"if i bleed out on your altar, who is there to blame?" could still very much be about Wifies, if we talk about him "killing" his previous self, throwing away what he was before and what he pretended to me and what he was to Parrot for the sake of protecting him

"paralyzed this time, thinking thoughts that aren't quite mine" also becomes soooo much more suiting them after directorfies reveal

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sorry to flashbange you with horrible grammar</333

no no no it's okay! it wasn't hard to understand or anything

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oh yes reshaping someone's bodies against their will. classic Wifies moment. with his usual dramatic music too

"why did illagers create such a horrible thing?"

it's CUTE, shut the fuck up. Wifies, do you not have eyes

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good to know he's still as dramatic as 3 years ago. and still makes everything about unethical experiments that result in catastrophes

"why did illagers create such a horrible thing?"

it's CUTE, shut the fuck up. Wifies, do you not have eyes

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i look at some potions and ask myself "genuinely WHY does it exist"

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fun fact about me: i only started playing minecraft to brew potions in it

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"why did illagers create such a horrible thing?"

it's CUTE, shut the fuck up. Wifies, do you not have eyes

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it okay this one is kinda horror-y. i might actually lose my sleep for longer than today

no no no Wifies why do you have such a relaxing voice I'm trying NOT to fall asleep <- a guy who usually uses his videos as a lullaby

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no no no Wifies why do you have such a relaxing voice I'm trying NOT to fall asleep <- a guy who usually uses his videos as a lullaby

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WAIT LAVI ACTUALLY RETURNED???? how much did i miss