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>what are they going to do stomp my dick for missing one light?

>im the best one there MOTHERFUCKER LOL

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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that's rough, buddy

Commission me!

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>moirails developing a cuck obsession

>a cucksession LOLOL

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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Mods cant save you anymore...

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last night was a charlie kelly b-plot

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paraphilia

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jenny's first date

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jenny is lonely

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jenny gets a check-up

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>are you trying to turn me on?

>its working

>LOLOLOLOL

"= if that guy got in a helmsblock he would gunk it up and it wouldn't even do anything. fizzle. and then he would get taken out of it and. a troll in the back would shout 'get the power washer' and they would have it at the ready and it would go fssssh and spray all over the place. ="

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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>he still thinks im serious LOLOLOLOLOL

@tekras-iszovh

"= i regret to inform you. that if you are still aspiring to helm that for the correct connections to be made in the helmsblock you will need to shower to maintain. the integrity of the whole situation. can not have irritants. ="

>mfw i took that shit seriously

>mfw i thought that was a genuine answer

>yeah i keep a tracker on how many times ANON gets pailed LOL

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what was the last date you went on like?

>GARBAGE TROLLS DO GARBAGE DATES

>she wouldnt stop taking the fucking food out of my MOUTH

>made it up to me by sucking me dry through my jorts LOLOL

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@tekras-iszovh

"= i regret to inform you. that if you are still aspiring to helm that for the correct connections to be made in the helmsblock you will need to shower to maintain. the integrity of the whole situation. can not have irritants. ="

>mfw i took that shit seriously

>mfw i thought that was a genuine answer

>yeah i keep a tracker on how many times ANON gets pailed LOL