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Has anyone taken advantage of the fan fiction idea of Hannibal being in a mafia?

Family dead from other mafia family, got into killing and cannibalism, rebuilt the mafia family he had to its prime again before meeting Will.

Maybe Will accidentally gets involved by the classic “oops I saw something I shouldn’t” or maybe was involved in something gone bad for Hannibal to be like “They might not see it as an acccident or something” to get Will to be in his debt and then they become bestiiieeesss.

Will can get involved with Jacob Hobbs who could be just a low ranking thug or something that he accidentally kills.

Hannibal maybe has a little talk with Will to be like “yo, we don’t need you blubbering about our very new trade with the East coast when we just started” and tries to intimidate him.

Maybe Will doesn’t stay away since the guilt eats him alive and his daughter Abigail didn’t even know her dad was a thug. He tries to help in any way that isn’t too creepy like leaving tips for her at her normal teen job of serving or something.

Hannibal, who already set up steps to ensure that Abigail has plenty of money to live a good life, doesn’t want Will spilling the beans that her dad was a thug since Hannibal already pulled a lot of strings to make the death look unrelated to the mob and the suspicious amount of money suddenly appearing look not so suspicious after reaching out to some connections.

Hannibal holds the info above Will that he can at any time have the cops know that Will killed Jacob Hobbs with one phone call.

Will still has difficulty staying away, even ends up hiring Abigail for dog sitting. Hannibal is like “seriously?”.

Will ends up telling law enforcement, taking the risk that they may convict him since he was withholding criminal activity info in an attempt to stop everything once and for all. But it is bad timing because Abigail is starting to wonder about the circumstances around her father’s death.

When Abigail Hobbs realizes that stuff is shady, she dies after being in the wrong place wrong time where a crossfire occurs after Hannibal attempts to return to Europe where his main mafia stuff is.

People want a scapegoat, Will is thrown in prison. Agents attempt to talk to him about it, but Will is inconsolable since Abigail is dead and the same agents he helped to almost catch Hannibal were now in front of him talking about how they found Abigail’s blood but not her body.

Hannibal has Abigail return with him to Europe, Abigail misses Will and Hannibal does too but doesn’t say shit about it.

The day before Will is to be convicted for Abigail’s death and other stuff, the case is thrown out after some unknown reason.

Will is pissed about Abigail, and Hannibal knows that. He sends Randal to try to take care of Will for him, but Randal fails and Will now has intentionally killed someone and pretty brutally, setting up his corpse as a sign to Hannibal.

Hannibal is kinda like “leave me alone, but don’t because I kinda like is hehehe”

Buuuuut at some point Abigail figures out Will is also in the country and wants to visit and such, but the agents did some digging around and made a few calls to see what Will was up to in Europe since many weren’t convinced he didn’t kill Abigail, for her to die after a stand off where the police were like “yo your dad was a criminal, and your new dad Hannibal is the reason why” for Abigail to be like “bitch stfu” and she dies by getting shot.

Will gets shot too, almost dies too, but lives and is hospitalized and arrested. There has to be discussion first to know if he will be sent back or not since he was involved in now two cases in different countries.

While they figure that out, which will take a while, Hannibal gets his men to drug Will and wheelchair him out if there to him.

Will is AGAIN inconsolable, now in a foreign place, with a foreign man who might or might not kill him, he has no interest in hanging out with Hannibal no matter the fatherly bond they may have shared with Abigail.

Will gets an offer by one of Hannibal’s men who was secretly hoping to get Hannibal since he had some past trouble from Hannibal’s mafia stuff, and Will takes his offer out of desperation since he is grieving the loss of Abigail.

Hannibal has a close call but lives, and he is kinda like “maybe this dude needs some time after what happened, maybe he should go back home”.

Hannibal gives him a new identity to start anew, and sends Will back to America for Will to try to piece back a life he had before in idk Maine or something so he can be a fisherman since Will would probably like that.

Will has a small boat, his little cabin, and his side hustle or selling fish for some income, but mainly is off grid.

Hannibal focuses on strengthening the connection of the East coast to Europe for better Western international relations.

Will on the other hand, had a lot of thinking to do. And sets off on his boat to Europe because why not?

Off to Europe he goes like a little pirate.

Will decided to visit a place Hannibal mentioned, the fancy church in Europe that Hannibal imagines in his mind palace to forgive Hannibal. Hannibal is like “damn, cool” and then they meet up at the museum and yada yada yada I can continue it if anyone is interested. Just an idea.

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Y’all think Hozier would like an American souvenir of a McDonald’s employee tshirt since I’m broke but still want to hear his concert in August?

I don’t know how I’d do it without a ticket, but I can lurk around and hear the music outside.

I just thought a fast food employee shirt is the most American thing I could think of for the Irish lad, and it’s the only fancy thing I know not everyone can get.

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Y’all think Mr. Darcy has a  degration kink?

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I don’t know if I would survive Hannibal. If he sniffed me, I’d snap back and be like “no wonder Will likes you since you behave like a DOG-“ and then I would die instantly.

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I always remember David the pedo from the Last Of Us when I hear “Another Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd because of that bitch being a teacher before.

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A part of me just wants to peg Dilfs for a living.

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When animals migrate does that mean the country are just sharing that animal?

Like, geese migrate when winter comes. Those bitches are in a different state.

The geese don’t belong to any state. Them bitches aren’t contained.

THEY ARE OUT EVERYWHERE

That fucking goose that hissed at you? From fucking Texas, the other one? Fucking Canada or some shit.

I forgot to fear the free reign of geese.

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Men.

If you take a piss and don’t wash your hands after, and you shake the hand of a man that also doesn’t wash their hands after they piss, your dicks have touched. You’re gay.

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Y’all know the moment when that little camera demon was going all like “Aziraphaphaphala” and all that shit and then Aziriphale corrected him with that deep voice.

I want that to come back in the next season. The second season we had set it up, a hint of something darker from Aziriphale. Something I think will come back.

It’s also a contrast from Crowley’s good deed. Crowley, this grumpy groveling demon convincing a human to not kill herself. Being more goofy since he was plastered before being taken away.

Aziriphale had a darker moment, before going back to his cheerful self when he stole the image of himself and Crowley.

He had a darker moment when both knew that the image was a danger to him and Crowley, and having a demon fail to say your fucking name just irked him enough to let it show for a moment.

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Crowley and Aziraphale are my two personalities after religious trauma.

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When Crowley said “Smut” my sibling and I looked at each other with the knowing look of what that is.

Hey did anyone else notice in episode 5 when Aziraphale and Crowley are talking about the past tense of smite and Crowley says “smote”

Aziraphale would definitely know that that’s definitely a correct answer

And yet he says “smitten” anyway, staring at Crowley with his eyes lit up with love as gently as sunbeams streaming through your window in the morning, looking as though his heart is beating so fast it’s going to run away from him the moment he opens his mouth again.

Dunno I’ve just been thinking about it.

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Gabriel: “Guess I’m going to Hell”

Me: YOU WOUOD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH, WOULDN’T YOU?

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No one gonna talk about the parallelism?

Season 1 Vs. Season 2

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You ever read such good smut that you’re shaking? I’m also high on the devils lettuce so that might just be it.

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I like the idea that Crowley helped/inspire Hozier to write “Take Me To Church” just because Crowley was bored or something.

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Ah yes, the three genders.

Pot Roast, Worm, Human.

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What if Ellie and Joel found a Spencer’s shop?

Ellie: What’s that? *gestures to the back empty wall*

Joel: DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! *aggressive ushering*

Ellie: I’m fucking with you! I know what was there, why would they wanna stock up on vibrators and candy bikinis instead of soap?

Joel: KEEP WALKING!