may-lin-b
may-lin-b
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may-lin-b · 2 months ago
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Switching between these every day
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may-lin-b · 2 months ago
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Spring moo-d! 🐮💐🍓
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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girl help they are making me do my job at work
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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why are there fake transparent pngs. what kind of sick prank is this. some kind of looney tunes ass bullshit. i run at the gray and white checkered background and hit it like a wall.
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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may-lin-b · 3 months ago
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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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