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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

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THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE

Sorry, but self loathing is for 4chan girls. If you don't wanna seem like a 4chan trans girl then you have to take every opportunity to assert that you're some type of messiah. Your beauty is beyond comprehension. Everyone loves you. Your feet pics cure cancer.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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i think it's morally wrong, but sometimes i like to catfish local fishermen by pretending to be a large catfish at the bottom of the lake

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i think it's morally wrong, but sometimes i like to catfish local fishermen by pretending to be a large catfish at the bottom of the lake

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you simply can't go saying you're a pretty boy without transphobes going after your birthing hips... 🤦‍♀️ hehehehehe

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I actually really love it when transfems are kinda annoying because it shows me that being confident while living as a trans woman is actually possible.

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can't believe they made the new donkey kong gay for pride month

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I have no mouth and I must smoke weed :(

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i am always saying this

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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@dingdrawz

Surge the tenrec

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Do not repost please !

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five year plan:

get myself in fighting trim

scope out every angle of unfair advantage

bribe the officials

kill all the judges

party when the wolf comes home

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Tiny christian women with thick accents and a slight confusion around the whole trans thing fucking love me.