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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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i always thought moist was a great word. you take a letter away and you get mist. very atmospheric and gothic. you add a letter and you get maoist. what more can one say

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someone should write a fic where the protagonist, Javascript, falls for a boy named Jason

I was looking for what I eventually found here: https://github.com/otwcode/otwarchive

But in the meantime searching "archive of our own github" turned up a number of things including this: https://archiveofourown.org/tags/github/

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OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks

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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it's

"amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this

some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck"

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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all that I ask is that americans are able to find on a map every country that was a part of the CIA world tour, or on the very least every country they directly fucking bombed

When my plan for a third worldist maoist revolution succeeds, every Usamerican shall be forced to attend geography classes

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some alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch <3

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality