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heere is comforted.mp4

boyf & stage

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hello hi I just wish to make it known that during last night’s show on the uk tour in sincerely me JARED WAS FUCKING RUBBING EVANS KNEE ON THE “there’s nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another! in fact, some would say it’s quite beautiful…”

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Sometimes I just want to take indie game developers by the shoulders and be like, dude, the reason big, chunky pixel art is so popular in precision platformers is because having movement and collision snap to a relatively coarse grid makes it easy to sight-read the hitboxes. It's not just for show. If your precision platformer uses chunky pixel art but doesn't have movement and collision snap to the grid, you've fundamentally misunderstood the functional reasons for your aesthetic choices. You want me to make pixel-perfect jumps in an engine where whether or not I get spiked depends on sub-pixel bullshit? Fuck off.

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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compilation

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what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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noo dont take care of me its rotten work aha

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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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So much Kleinsen food!!

I'm so curious about the roomies fic, since you said in the tags that's the one you just 30 pages(!!!) for, and "I've Got This Stereotypical Temper That I Cannot Shake" because that's a killer title

I've Got This Stereotypical Temper That I Cannot Shake is here! (Cannot take credit for the title alas it's from a song by The Front Bottoms)

Roomies is my newest and most like actively worked on rn lol. So basically post canon Jared goes to college and finds out he and Evan are roommates (through absolutely zero fault of Evan who definitely did not do this on purpose at all in any way). So Jared says "ok well I hate u never speak to me ever" and you know, shenanigans ensue. Was originally all Jared's POV but it's turning into a switch off cause I wanted Evan to have thoughts as well.

I'm sure everyone who's read anything I've written is well aware by now that I simply love Kleinsen first meeting after a long stretch of no contact and imagine that but also they are forced to share a 10 square foot box to live in <3 also ofc my favorite trope of Jared's never not been in love with Evan weeeeee

A snippet:

Jared was left alone in his little circle of light. He felt a little bad for the comment, but he mostly felt annoyed for feeling bad. Evan was not allowed to guilt trip him like this. He was the one that fucked up their friendship. He was the one who'd said what he'd said the last time they talked. Jared could say whatever he wanted now and Evan would just have to deal with it. They weren't friends anymore. Jared owed him nothing.

Normal and regular thing to think! I'm sure he will not change his mind!

Send a title from my WIP list and I'll explain it and share a snippet.