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Can I interest you in our desert menu?

sure what have u got

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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A tortious is sponsoring posts

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important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette

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read in the tone of a suspiciously old court vizier tempting the young prince with a forbidden ancient power

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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Arnold Böcklin (Swiss, 1827-1901) - St. Anthony Preaching to the Fish (1892)

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i laced your joint with the shadow of the night wolf

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this meeting could habve been an epic key change on the chorus following the bridge

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their polyamorous swag

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girls do this:

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for the love of God let's fucking groove tonight please

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation