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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts
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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
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I would have hung out with her every weekend I would have clicked selfies with her Jimmy Olsen and Lex Luther you will die
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rip snyder superman you wouldve loved reputation and ttpd. and your boyfriend wouldve put snow on the beach on every playlist he had so he could think of you
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begging young people to stop getting all their opinions from pinterest and tiktok
NO, radical feminism doesn’t suddenly become a-okay as long as it’s trans inclusive
NO, you being traumatized by men doesn’t give you an excuse to threaten random people you perceive as men
NO, someone’s identity not making sense to you isn’t a personal attack against you or the queer community as a whole
NO, you can’t call intersex people disordered or deformed
NO, intersex people DO want to be included in the queer community, stop speaking on our behalf
NO, using the f slur AS A SLUR isn’t reclaiming it, regardless of whether it applies to you or not
NO, having kinks isn’t a gateway to becoming a horrible abuser
NO, it’s not okay to threaten random people for having contradictory labels
NO, sex work is not inherently predatory and always abuse
NO, men CAN AND DO have periods and get pregnant (YES, including those icky cis men. intersex cis men exist)
GET OFF PINTEREST AND TALK TO PEOPLE
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It is actually so important to me that Clark did not defeat Luthor. He stopped his current rampage, yes, and that is very important. But Luthor loses the moment the news article goes live.
He is defeated by Eve, who found a way to document all his shady bullshit despite understanding perfectly well what kind of danger she is in. He is defeated by Lois, who already knows Luthor is up to no good but spends the whole movie finding proof of it so she can publish it.
Clark didn't even know about basically any of that stuff before he saw it on the news. He did not defeat Luthor. He just bought Lois the time she needed to do it.
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Superman shouldn't be floating ominously above the people reaching out and begging for his help like an indifferent god. Superman should be personable, reassuring, someone who makes you feel safe, someone who does good because he genuinely cares, will rush in to help without a second thought, and still take the time to make sure you're okay before getting back to fighting a kaiju.
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the way Martha and Johnathan Kent in Superman 2025 are just two ordinary farmers from the midwest
they're older, they struggle with their phones, their home is run down and their farm humble, they're not Hollywood looking, they have accents and kind smiles
the way Clark calls them Ma and Pa
these two found Clark as a baby in a field, they looked past their fear and saw a baby that needed love and they gave him that love, they did everything they could for Clark
they gave him love
and the Clark we see? he's a reflection of them, of hope and love and what it means to be human
they dont have a lot of screen time but they left an impact that you feel through the film
they're not Kal-El's parents, but they are Clark Kent's parents
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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
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Loved that Lex lost because he just couldn't imagine that Superman would be humble enough to ask for help. His whole Ultraman scheme hinged on Superman fighting alone and went completely pear shaped the second Krypto was tapped in.
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Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.
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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that
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