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I know you're getting tired of me, getting tired of my breakdowns, tired of my problems, tired of everything I do. And I don’t know how to stop.

(via typical-suicidal-teen)

( @mdxwg )

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northsidesebastian‌:

Smart business move. Hopefully, that tactic helped you move all the old inventory to make room for the new stuff. Did it work? Did all the nerds come out, jizzing themselves for the sale on comics? Looking at you @serpentevans @serpentlynn @serpentchar​ @southsidepey​

Unfortunately, I was way too super late posting this that I think everyone I know that you mentioned up there already had like, plans I’m sure because I mean, it was New Year’s Eve and I think people usually make plans at least weeks in advance. I actually did make any but that’s because I knew I was working even if it was only until eight o’clock. But I didn’t end up leaving until eight thirty because a couple people stayed behind and didn’t want to go and I didn’t want to tell them to leave because they were bigger than me so I just kind of waited at the door for them to go so I could count down the register and head home. 

I-I don’t know if they were, um, j-ji- you know, um, wetting? themselves but there was a pretty big crowd for part of the day. I mean, I get pretty excited for comics too, including like, going a little spazzy and getting jumpy about it but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen someone do that when it came to the sales. I don’t know why I said I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do that because I’m pretty sure if someone did, I’d have remembered. It would probably be really hard to forget if someone did that because of sales on comics but then again, to be completely honest, I don’t exactly look? So I-I guess it’s completely possible which definitely makes me a little wary now about cleaning the bathrooms at the end of the night. 

Oh! I did have someone almost pee themselves though but that had nothing to do with sales on the comics. It was solely because we have this lifesize figure of Pennywise and it’s supposed to move and light up and say things like, “We all float down here” and I thought it would be really funny to put it in the one stall we have that’s locked right now because it’s been broken for like, months - but it’s totally okay because we have two other stalls including the handicapped one so it’s never been a problem - but I put it in there because I’m sure you know in the original mini-series, there’s a scene where Eddie is taking a shower at school and Pennywise comes up from the drain? Or even the scenes where Beverly hears Pennywise and all of the dead kids come up from the drain when she’s in the bathroom at her house? 

I just thought it would be funny so I put it in there and it went off and lit up with it’s “deadlights” and it said “well all float down here” and the lady actually screamed and said that she almost peed herself. But it kind of works out because she was already in the bathroom. I thought it was hilarious but Mr. Tolliver said that I can’t scare the patrons even if I did have a good point about it enhancing their experience. 

But yeah, for sure, I think it worked. We had a lot of people come in and a lot of sales and we have some really cool things we’re getting soon that I can’t wait for. Do you know anyone who has a use for a giant beanbag in the shape of Snorlax? Because it definitely looks bulky but I’ve taken naps on it before and it’s actually really comfortable and honestly, who doesn’t want to nap with Snorlax? And it’s also been marked down a little bit since it’s been sitting for the past month. Not that I think you need things to be marked down to buy them. I didn’t mean to offend you or anything by suggesting that you’d want it because it’s marked down. I can absolutely mark it, um, back up?

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(I know they don’t know each other offline but had to tag this @badbishkarma​)

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Wow, that was.. that was really nice, you know? I think the extent of my Happy New Year message involved announcing the clearance sale that we were having on a lot of our comics. You know, a good way to flush out some old inventory so that we can bring in all of the brand new amazingness that we’re expecting, including these super cool collectors Marvel figurines and a life size Infinity gauntlet that lights up and the fingers move. Except they don’t snap. I tried to make it snap which sounds awful because on the off chance that we’re living in a tv movie about things like that happening, I could have easily snapped away half of the population of the world without meaning to and I have so many people that I really don’t want to snap away. But I had to try it because I think if you’re going into a comic book store and you’re going to buy an Infinity gauntlet, you want to make sure that it at least snaps because aside from holding the stones, that’s it sole purpose for existing and I figured people would ask me when they come in if it snaps so I wanted to know so I tried it but also because it was really cool and it turns out it doesn’t snap. But my brother did point out that if you were so inclined, it does flip people the middle finger. 

...I don’t remember where I was going with that but, um, Happy New Year!

Happy first full week of the New Year, friends. I hope 2020 has been as good to you as it has been to me. I really can’t wait for all the exciting and wonderful things that lay ahead in this new year. I’ve been enjoying my time off from work, thanks to the school’s Winter Holiday but honestly, I cannot wait to get back to work. I think I might have put on way too much weight from all the Christmas cookies and holiday food but thank goodness for sweater weather, right? 

I know a lot of things happened in 2019, some good like engagements and children, new relationships and friendships. But there were also some awful things that happened to people who didn’t deserve it. Life is always bittersweet that way and it’s not always fair but I’m glad that most people have made it through, the best they can. 

Either way, I am grateful to everyone – friends, family and everything in between, that I had in my life last year and the ones who I’m bringing in with me to the new year. I hope you only good things come your way but if not, I hope you will always have people around you, to help you get through it with support and strength. And know there is never any shame in reaching out when you need help. There will always be someone there, even if it’s just me.

But that’s enough sap from me. Just want to say a very happy 2020 to you Riverdale.

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im 💻 karma & madison

GIRLONFIRE99: I'm a bad influence on everyone. it's kinda my job now lol

GIRLONFIRE99: will do. but I'll probably just relive whatever you write xD

GIRLONFIRE99: omggg. okay. reading it now!

IRONHEART89: I don't believe that. You're one of the brightest parts of my day.

IRONHEART89: I took a note out of your book last night and apparently stayed up all night doing Buzzfeed quizzes. I do however feel like I have a much better understanding of myself and who I would be in various life situations. But I am a little perturbed that one quiz said I was more Hufflepuff than Ravenclaw which, as you know, I'm most certainly more Ravenclaw.

IRONHEART89: My brother's dog has been staring at a spot on the wall for ten minutes. I think I might be haunted 👀

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serpenthart‌:

Not to me, you’re not. Or at least, it’s not something that bothers me at all. So how did New Year’s Eve end up going? Did you make a good sell?

Thank you for saying that. If it changes though, you can definitely tell me because I’d totally get it if it did happen. New Year’s Eve was really good. It was pretty busy actually and I stuck around a little late because a couple people didn’t want to leave but there’s this really hot guy who said he thinks it’s because of me and I don’t think it is but you have no idea how insanely hot this guy is and he’s from the Northside and could literally date like, the hottest people he wanted but he complimented me which I know doesn’t mean he wants to date me or anything. I don’t think I can actually date but I can’t imagine someone that hot telling me that people stuck around because of me it wasn’t that bad. How was your night with your girlfriend?

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@mdxwg

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im 💻 karma & madison

GIRLONFIRE99: just crazy fanfic lovers like me? 😉

GIRLONFIRE99: oh I'm tempting you. I can't write for shit so someone needs to feed my kinky brain lol

GIRLONFIRE99: I suck at words

GIRLONFIRE99: and everything else [DELETED]

GIRLONFIRE99: whoo! I can't wait to read. But if I end up having a sex dream, I'm blaming you.

IRONHEART89: Exactly. Crazy fanfic lovers are my kink lol

IRONHEART89: You're a bad influence on me. Or really, really good...

IRONHEART89: If you end up having a sex dream, I need you to tell me about it. In great detail.

[ ABOUT AN HOUR LATER ]

IRONHEART89: Well there you go in all of it's unedited glory because I was too excited to post it for you. Enjoy!

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theyre adorable

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Cookie time x

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southsidefranco‌:

It’s OK Mads, its not annoying me. You read a lot and you legit offered to help me learn so you are a real angel for me. When are you free?

Well i’m.. i’m glad I could be one then. I’ll be working from 2-close on Saturday but we’re usually pretty slow before 5 and after 8 so any time you want to come by, i’ll be there. 

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faeboixskylar‌:

I am so not just being nice. I have offered numerous times to be your fuck buddy. You’ve just never taken me up on it. Ooh, I am around this weekend, I have no plans. 

I know but I only had one other person try to touch me since high school and I.. I don’t want you to see me completely freak out like that. You are at least the only person who’s seen me naked since then so that’s at least a step in the right direction. You’re just like, my best friend outside of Mason and you haven’t seen the worst and it’s kind of nice having someone who hasn’t seen me that messed up. What about the Jason Momoa cashier?

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im 💻 karma & madison

GIRLONFIRE99: Nope. Not at all. I mean... I ain't ugly or anything, but I'm not supermodel tall and blonde.

GIRLONFIRE99: Maybe they should be your next crackship fic. just sayin'...

GIRLONFIRE99: I thought that was for my awesome taste in fics??

GIRLONFIRE99: meh I like my men bulky and not rack-y. if that makes sense.

IRONHEART89: Good thing I'm not interested in tall blonde supermodels then.

IRONHEART89: Don't tempt me because I haven't written a good smutty fic in a long time and I think that Natasha may want to do a lot of dirty things to Katniss.

IRONHEART89: Well, that too lol

IRONHEART89: Not rack-y? You have a way with words, Kat lol. For real though, I may be working on a oneshot for you right now :P

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mdxwg‌:

I mean there is nothing wrong with them, but out of everything and anything in the world you pick that? Man, I would have asked for at least the world’s biggest pizza or something. You could ask for so much more. Wow, I don’t know if I should feel honored that you think I actually am all those things or if I should feel hurt that I actually have to be the one to serve you your most precious desire. Mads I’m always careful, clearly I just had way too much fun and the hangover is my reward. Ohhh, that sounds pretty fun. Did Axel at least keep you good company? He isn’t your favorite person in the world, but he gets the job done. Plus, I just taught him how to get me a beer so that is always a good thing. Why didn’t you call me? I’m happy you got better, but you should have called me.

I do love pizza.. maybe I need to rethink this. Though if I had the world’s largest pizza and you were my server boy, you wouldn’t be able to have it too and I’d really hate to have pizza and not share it with you. Hey! You should definitely be honored. It just means that instead of hating you or being annoyed with you like so many people are with their siblings, I happen to love you and don’t care who knows it.. I know you say that you’re always careful but if you don’t remember, then literally anything could have happened. Someone could have attacked you, like one of the Ghoulies or something, or you could have been robbed or.. gotten lost and frozen. I don’t want a Mason-icicle. Masicle? You know what I mean. Oh yeah, Axel was really good. He sat in the bathroom with me when they did the whole finale thing with all the tons of them. He put his head on my lap and let me pet him through it. haha are you serious? You trained your dog to retrieve beers? You’re one of a kind. Because. You were having a good time and celebrating, you know? And I didn’t want to make you come home which I KNOW you would have if you knew I was freaking out. I knew I’d figure out a way to get through it. I didn’t want to ruin your night too. You deserve to have a fun night without worrying about your spaztasic sister. 

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im 💻 karma & madison

GIRLONFIRE99: now that I'd be 100000% on board. cause hot damnnnn

GIRLONFIRE99: Nahhh. I'm kinda a hood rat lol

GIRLONFIRE99: I don't believe that for a second. Pajama pants and tank tops are kinda my signature look so I'd find it hot anyway

GIRLONFIRE99: HA. It's good you didn't

GIRLONFIRE99: and fiy, I take after my daddy in the boob department so whatever you got you win lol

GIRLONFIRE99: ........not much tbh. I'm a lazy bitch

IRONHEART89: Shhhhh lol omg

IRONHEART89: OMG NOT EVEN. I bet you're just as beautiful as JLaw. Even moreso. And let's be real, Natasha and Katniss would be a hot couple.

IRONHEART89: I knew you and I would get along lol

IRONHEART89: Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing because I've seen plenty of guys with a nice rack ;)