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Repeat after me:

Bucky having other friends is *not a betrayal* of his relationshp with Sam. You can be friends with more than one person at a time.

Bucky remaining with his team is *not a betrayal* of Sam. He was taking responsibility for a group he put together instead of abandoning vulnerable people in need.

Bucky working with Walker is *not a betrayal* of Sam because sometimes you have to work with people you don't like, or your comrades don't like, in a common cause. Sam worked with people Bucky didn't like many times.

In fact, Sam has worked with or befriended no fewer than 3 people who tried to kill Bucky at this point. Tony Stark, Thaddeus Ross, and Isaiah Bradley.

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AVENGERS (2012) - THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

"I could use the boost."

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Yelena: Bob, are you feeling okay?

Bob: Fine, Yelena. I think I'm just overtired.

Yelena: Rest then. Terrible things can happen when you're overtired... I was overtired the day we all decided to become a team.

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YELENA BELOVA trying to protect and comfort her past selves in THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

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I just know John Walker rage baits her every day

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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

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YELENA BELOVA trying to protect her younger self in the void

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John: So I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Bob: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

John: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Ava: I pity your dentist.

John: Jokes on you. I don’t have a dentist.

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Sue: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Reed: I was wrong.

Ben: I need help.

Johnny: Worcestershire sauce.

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Tony: That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense.

Peter: You'll do it?

Tony: Of course.

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Alicent: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Aegon: Suppose?!

Helaena: Slight?

Aemond: Tendency?!

Daeron: A bit?!

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Harry: I should be mad at your insults, Malfoy, but I’m actually mildly attracted to you right now

Draco: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad

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Wanda: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Y/N: AS ENEMIES?!

Wanda:

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Johnny: Lord help the person married to Reed.

Sue: I’m married to Reed.

Johnny: My condolences.

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Ben: Did it hurt when you fell?

Johnny: From what? Heaven?

Ben: No, from the bus. You tripped on a step and just kinda laid there.

Johnny: …

Reed: We all saw it.

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How to find Callisto: The Wrong Way

Cedric: *looks around*

Cedric: This calls for desperate measures

Cedric: *cups his hands over his mouth* PENELOPE SUCKS!

Callisto: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! *draws out sword*

Cedric: Wait! No! Your Highness! I didn’t mean- *runs away with a furious Callisto chasing him*

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