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I know ain't nobody following me on this shit anymore, but a bitch is making a comeback, so idk bro hit me up if you want to talk or some shit

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you know dAMN WELL I AM BEYOND YOUR RULES CHILD!!! I AM FUCKING EXEMPT FROM THIS!!!!! HOW CAN I NOT BE EXEMPT FROM THIS MALARKEY????? FUCKING YOUTHS DISRESPECTING THEIR ELDERS, LIKE MY BACK BREAKING WORK DIDN’T GET YOU WHERE YOU ARE TODAY!! WHERE IS THE APPRECIATION? WHERE IS THE LOYALTY? WHERE, MY FORMER FRIEND, IS THE R E S P E C T?!?!?! ( because a bitch got glasses and can’t fucking see where the respect for me is )

and how very mother fucking DARE YOU LIKE MY CALL OUT POST?!?! [ please note that this photo is titled *clutches pearls* ]

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bring this back from the dead, because something very hurtful has just come to my attention and therefore a call out post must be made.

like????..... wTF GRANDPA ( @aintashes ) like i’m legit gonna have to walk into the fucking living room now for you to even see this, because you’re a shit fuck. hOW VERY DARE YOU??!?!?! see this is that shit that i’m talking about people think you’re the fucking angel of love but really you’re the demon of betrayal!!!!!

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dear indie rp community,        I never should have left you.                 with all the love,                        jana aka dumbass

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Tyler Hoechlin as Marty in Stratton (2017)

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1.10 ASYLUM

that attitude right there? that’s why i always got the extra cookie.

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100 Days of Magnus Bane → 40/100

↳ The Fair Folk

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This moment, to me, is so sad because for a split second you can see the walls that Magnus is using to hide how he’s really feeling starting to come down and for just a second it looks like he might actually tell Alec what’s really going on inside his head and that he’s not okay and that he’s not fine. Then, just like that, the walls are back up and the brave face is back on. And it’s heartbreaking because, like us, Alec knows the truth. He knows Magnus isn’t fine.

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private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

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❝ SOON I will fall asleep and I will wake from this terrible dream. The ( endless ) night will FALL, and I will RISE. I long for that night. I do not fear it. I have had my FILL of fear. I have stared too long into the abyss, and now the abyss stares BACK at me. ❞ 

INDEPENDENT ORIGINAL ( WENDIGO ) CHARACTER                                      written by CLARY

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so ready for this Look™ to kill me 

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Soulmate AU wherein you feel everything your soulmate does, physically. So when they get hurt, when they have cramps, if they stub their toe, etc.

Enter Magnus, who’s immortal, and for centuries he only feels the things that happen to himself. He goes about life assuming he’ll never have a soulmate and he makes his peace with that. And then one day his nose starts to hurt because some motherfucker out there just walked into a goddamned door and that’s how Magnus Bane finds out that he has a soulmate.

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Jason in the May issue of GQ (with Steph Curry on the cover, if you’re looking for it)