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It's been 7 hours. We are never leaving that jungle 😭

Look at my streamers dawg, we're never completing PEAK 😭😭

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📢 | Pili Dtowncat is the third addition to Lifesteal Season 7! Welcome :D

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Pangi : Wait now you got a life Lukey! Now you're not gonna die and I don't have to lose you :)

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Oli Highkeyhateme is legit the funniest person on the Realm, bring him back for Realm 2 on day ZERO

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Lukeys casino story might be in my Top 2 favorites, what is this mans life

-he unintentionally ends up club/bar hopping with a pretty female friend

-a man interested in said female friend buys both of their entree fees at a club, probably to impress her.

-they then realize that hes “on a mission” (to sleep with her)

-Lukey acts as a barrier between his friend and the desperate (but rich) man.

-the man gets mixed signals, there was a misinput, the man is now trying to “get” them both.

-so logically they proceed to milk this man of his money

-female friend gets hungry, she tells this to the man, who then convinces them to eat fancy sushi at a casino which he pays for.

-the night ends with two wins at the casino, and they book an Under Premier on the mans phone to get back to their dorms

-the money won at the casino is used to buy themselves KFC the next day.

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At least Sneeg has Crinkle. They spent so much of the server isolated by themselves that it's only fitting they lose all humanity together too. They've never felt lonely as long as they had each other.

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today’s vibe

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"I kept taking risks until something would've happened, and then something happened. There's nothing anyone could have done, the decision was mine. And there's no one else responsible for it" Ohh Lukey </3333

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What even is 2025. Why is FitMc fujoshing it out rpf style. Yaoimaxxing about pangkey. What is this timeline.

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“You gotta say it how you want it to be, not how it is”

[guy notorious for lying]: i have 100 diamonds

[everyone]: sounds completely legit!

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i love qcellbit. he gets married, tells his husband he doesnt like sex, talks politics with his ex husband, and then goes back to working on his occult rooms in his vampire castle

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emo pearl thank you for existing

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Joel and Jimmy is like if golden retriever and a husky were besties and caused havoc together.

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Oh trPangi, my guy, your morals and itentions are all over the place.

He says to Zam that everyone is going so you two need to end the world and go back to lifesteal. That the orbitral strike canon is to end the corruption (but you didnt started it with the corruption in mind). Says to Newt he is gonna stay. Says to Water that he wont go away and people wont go away. Says to Aimsey nothing at all. Says to Water you will marry Lukey. That the OSC wont kill everyone. Says to Lukey you will gonna go away and kill everyone.

The most devasting part is that I don't think even he knows what version is the truth

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"I'll be okay here. I have my own plans."

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Also sorry, but did this mf invite Woogie to play on the realm as a silly funny bit just to throw ALL OF US OFF FROM THE FACT THAT HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING DIE. Did he just do it to lull everyone into false sense of security because look, it's Woogie, you guys like Woogie, let's be silly and do stupid shit and sneak Woogie into the realm !! AND THEN HE FUCKING PULLS THAT. BECAUSE IT WAS FULLY PLANNED OKAY, HE WAS PLAYING WE'LL MEET AGAIN START OF THE STREAM. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.

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Really really funny to me how Jimmy canonically has the wing ear things according to the new merch but grian does not. Jimmy is bird but not grian. Go home