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‼️🍉I KNOW WE WILL ALL DIE EVENATALLY 🇵🇸‼️

Guys, your money will go to save my family😔🇵🇸

Hello, I'm Eslam from Gaza, a mother of two girls, Hanaa, 5 years old, and Alma, 1 year old. My house, my car, and my husband's job were destroyed. I lost 11 people from my family in GAZA'S GENOCIDE and I cannot bear to lose more.

Imagine that my 5-year-old daughter surprised me by saying that she feels that she will soon die from a missile that will tear her apart.

Is it fair that my daughter dies while she is still dreaming of life?

I am asking for a small donation of 35$ or 50$ from each person to save my daughters from extermination.

I need your help if you can 🥺😢

🍉‼️If you have $10 and you don't donate i you are participating in the extermination of my children‼️🍉.

🇵🇸🍉 https://gofund.me/a2ccf744 🍉🇵🇸

link to gofundme

please donate or share!

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Anyways, fuck Paramount/Spyglass. Ghostface says Free Palestine and stands with Melissa

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SAW X. HOLY. FUCK.

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had to think real hard about these captions, can yall tell

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                         s̶c̴i̴e̵n̴c̵e̵ ̴i̴s̸ ̸t̶h̵e̶ ̸l̶a̵n̵g̴u̵a̸g̵e̵ ̵o̶f̸ ̶g̵o̷d̸

(green herbert west moodboard requested by: anon)

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Hope your shift went well! <3 Thoughts on Herbert taking a big ole strap?

still waiting to hear the final decision but i think it went okay!! fingers crossed

so you know that pic of the hamster eating a banana

well

ok I'll be serious. it is a core belief of mine that herbert west is a blatant size queen. i am more convinced of this than i am in the existence of god

naturally, this extends to strap-ons as well

if your relationship with herbert is new, you might be inclined to think you'll need to work him up to a bigger dildo. this is a misapprehension on your part

herbert, holding a strap that could double as a bludgeoning weapon in a pinch: pathetic

he likes to test them out by himself first, like any good mad scientist. you'll come home and find him riding his toy in your bed, still half-clothed and dripping with sweat. he hopes that you'll take the lead, but if you're feeling mean, find a comfortable seat and make him finish on his own. he'll be begging for your touch by the time he comes

when you do fuck him, herbert claws the absolute hell out of you. you'll be covered in nail marks front and back, and when he really lets loose he doesn't care enough to try not to draw blood. he'll feel a little guilty if you're visibly in pain afterwards, but not guilty enough to not deliberately press on the welts for days afterwards to watch you squirm (and hopefully incite round two)

if you're strong enough to just get a grip on his thighs and bounce him on your cock herbert will go limp and enjoy the ride. this is the second best day of his life (the first best was when he figured out the serum, natch)

he's a scrawny dude, so being able to see his belly bulge isn't out of the question tbh. even if there isn't one, the right amount of pressure on his lower stomach while you're buried deep inside him will make him shudder and whine, feebly writhing against you

will drool and cry when you're rough with him. will also vehemently deny doing so once he's calmed down. tease him too much about it and he might be inclined to return the favor

keeps his sock garters on (+500% sex appeal)

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EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT

A dark, rainy night. A BOLT OF LIGHTNING flares through the clouds, briefly illuminating a field of cracked headstones laden with moss. THUNDER rumbles ominously. 

ANGLE ON GRAVE

A statue of an angel adorns the top of the tombstone. The name that was carved there has been worn away by time. Beneath the stone, the mud begins to shift and churn. 

WIDE SHOT OF GRAVE 

A HAND claws its way out of the dirt, thickly crusted with grime. A LIGHTNING BLAST illuminates the grave as ANGEL scrambles out of the hole, coughing and wheezing. 

CLOSE ON ANGEL’S FACE

Ze spits out a mouthful of grave dirt, then looks directly into the camera. It’s wearing heart shaped sunglasses and one of those funky hats with straws attached to beer cans.

                                       ANGEL

                              hey what’d i miss

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twenty five cents each

keeping them separated and away from pointy objects is recommended

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Imagine how soft Martin's lips would be and how gently he would kiss you..

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Viggo Mortensen as Tex Sawyer

LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III

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ROHAN CAMPBELL as Corey Cunningham in Halloween Ends (2022)

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bc look we all know 1978 michael was a pretty boy

hello! i havent posted in for fucking ever lol

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One more for good measure before I yeet myself back into the crypt.  Fluff/smut/mild angst.  Michael Myers x GN!Reader.  

Smaller Than the Ocean, Bigger Than You

Michael Myers has never been to the beach. You decide to change that.

Rating:  Explicit/NSFW

Length:  2.2k

CW:  smut, oral, choking, hair pulling, biting

Reader POV

Keep reading

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just sittin' there - menacing 🔪🔪

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