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ferret girl at the drive thru in a hamster ball: yuuup ill just have a medium fries and a small sprite

pooltoy that works at furry world burger king: that'll be about squeak seventy five at the window

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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube

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foolproof plan

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That was a really cute reference to Star Trek Voyager season 4 episode 21, The Omega Directive. Right, chat? We all remember that episode, right?

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Kek you frends later, anons

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What’s the deal with gay men and cats? You think they’d be done with pussies! Like, they tried em and didn’t like em but yet they surround themselves with em! What gives?

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F1 when some back marker crashes: 5 replays, 3 are slow mos. 10 minutes of broadcast coverage dedicated to it. Post race analysis of the footage incoming.

MotoGP when a back marker crashes: best I can do is a 5 second graphic and the commentators will probably miss it

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Wrote in Dorner - Hamas

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If you were Tumblr CEO for a day, what would you do?

i would replace the crabs with maia kittens i think, everyone should get to befriend maia kittens

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Don't let this fool interfere with the election, together we can make sure Hezbollah wins

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King gizzy and the fizzy lizzy