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deepwatersrun:

“fear is very much a….hm, what’s the word… what you go through in your life determines what is frightening basically.” she formed a few water beings, not really clones of anyone in particular, to help illustrate, the first one opened its mouth and bared claws

“you said lots of teeth, blade like claws….well with just those two you have what i’m told Jasper became when she fused with a corrupted Gem….except more like this.” it grew spikier and fluffier and bigger, and the second began to change.

“teeth, just teeth around the middle…i can’t really do glowing eyes, but the top layer decaying….. i’ve seen Gems like this and to be honest they were just try-hards who were probably not even 5000 years old yet…” she put a hand to her mouth, thoughtfully.

“what my experiences have taught me to fear…. something like this…”

the final water form began to shift, long dreadlocks and huge muscles, a fist like a huge sledgehammer and the other limb some sort of mirror that also seemed to be like a bubble wand or bug net that would capture a victim. instead of feet it had two pairs of hands supporting it, like a certain fusion, with shackles and chains dragging along. it seems like its partially frozen, one of its shoulders jerked horribly out of joint by some huge piece of something.

on the water being’s chest was a strange symbol- half a diamond, half a star.

It wasn’t something he’d often say, but he could admit it here and now. Looking at the final creation, Springtrap had to admit that it was disturbing and frightening in it’s own right. If it wasn’t made of water then, well, he wouldn’t want to be the unlucky fool who stumbled into it’s sights.

“That’s... wow. That’s something,” he wasn’t even sure how he could respond. Just what sort of  experiences did Lapis go through to conjure that kind of monster?

"You certainly know how to bring up good nightmare fuel, I’m honestly impressed. This is quite a bit helpful, so, thanks.”

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blackstardiopside:

“That’s.. really messed up,” replied the tiny gem.  “It’s.. sad to, those poor kids.”

“Yeah, that’s an understatement.” he nodded his head to that, “Some humans can be pretty awful to their own kind.”

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dinomodtriad replied to your post “Springtrap would be the friend who’d break into places and take things...”

I have two words for this: SPRINGTRAP NO!

Springtrap: SPRINGTRAP YES

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chica-chickeniisms:

“… Haunted by… the…” She… obviously heard that wrong. Sure, he looked kinda rotted, but his creators clearly just hadn’t given him the maintenance he deserved! There couldn’t have been a corpse inside of him, right? … Right?

“D’ya… d’ya think ya could run that by me one more time? I uh… musta misheard ya, cause I swear I heard somethin’ about a corpse?” She really hoped she’d misheard him.

“Oh, no, you heard me right.  Haunted and have a corpse stuffed inside,” Springtrap assured her. Not really thinking that that little detail might bother someone in some way. 

“I could show you. The body’s, or whats left of it, is still in me caught all up in all the spring locks.”

Springtrap, no. You don’t just offer to show people your corpse, that’s gross.

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Springtrap would be the friend who’d break into places and take things for you.

Oh, you really, really wanted this new movie or game?

Springtrap: *Just breaks into Wallmart and steals it*

You’re hungry?

Springtrap: *Robs a gas station of it’s candy aisle*

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deepwatersrun:

she listened intently.

“…i do not find these things scary personally but okay.”

“You don’t?” Springtrap asked, “Well, do you have any suggestions then?” he was genuinely interested in what she might think that could be a good, scary improvement.

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You did get the short end of the stick there. Even BB was more terrifying than you.

“People think he’s scarier? For the love of, like I didn’t have enough reasons to hate him already.”

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deepwatersrun:

“not that i’m saying you’re wrong but you’re quite the horror as it is… how do you, how to put it… how would you propose building up from what you have presently?” she is morbidly fascinated.

“How? Hm, well probably start with sharp teeth. Lot’s of sharp teeth,” he began as he thought on it, “Those claw like fingers too would be good, good for cutting and stabbing. Glowing eyes are always scary, especially in the dark, and the teeth around the stomach like Nightmare and Fredbear. Have more of my plastic covering rot away to show off all the springlocks and endoskeleton inside would work too. Anything is better than being just a bunny plush with teeth.”

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“Everyone else got horrifying new versions of themselves in FNAF 4. But I gut turned into a plush toy. How is that fair?”

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beaklcss:

   To be fair, she was doing her best. She’d never really had to try to be intimidating before. The guards were just scared of her very presence, so for this thing to be so calm and collected even when she was trying to be frightening? God it was bugging her.

“Oh, no, you’re totally right! I don’t wanna see what’s behind the mask. But so help me god, I will not only tear off every part of your stupid costume, starting with your stupid face, but I will literally tear you limb from limb. You won’t have the parts to crawl out of your hole, rabbit.”

He tilted his head and then gave a laugh as he visualized her threats. Well, she was creative, he’d give her that, 

“Oh? Tear me apart like that and you might just be right about me not able to get up. I could very well finally just stay dead; third times the charm and all that. ”

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rockabyc:

“It’s not about how shiny I am- some children seem to be frightened of me, after all.  It’s about what I can do!  I can do so many things that they love.  You know…you’re not very shiny at all, are you?  I think you may just be envious of me.”

“Envious? Oh, please. This suit is older than you, of course I’m not going to be shiny, but like Hell I’d be jealous because of it. I wouldn’t be able to scare the pants off night guards nearly as well if I looked brand new like you.”

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chica-chickeniisms:

   “Nice to meetcha too, Springtrap!” She tried not to let it show, but the second her ‘skin’ touched his, a shiver run through her - apparently he truly was as rotted as he looked. Best not to mention it though, didn’t want to be rude.

“Oh, yeah, we’re all real here. I’ve heard they use robot entertainers at other locations, but I never understood why. You’re the only robot I’ve ever met any real soul, if that makes sense. Those robots ain’t got nothin’ but pre-recorded lines, and low quality speakers to their names.”

“Really? Well, that is something,” oh God, he’d have to pretend they were real for the entire group? He wasn’t too sure how long he could play along for all four of them every day. “I suppose the owner just thinks its easier with robots, less liabilities than a living being, don’t have to pay them or nothing.”

At the mention of his own state of being alive, well, the robot felt amusement running through his old circuits, “Ah. Well, I guess being haunted by the corpse inside ya really makes a difference.”

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blackstardiopside:

“Oh, well..”  Black Star began, unsure of what else to say in response to Springtrap.  “So let me get this straight, the.. guard killed.. kids.. then put them in the.. suits afterwards?”

“Yep. And now they haunt their suits as angry spirits,” he nodded his head as he said that, “Hid them in the suits so no one would notice until he could properly dispose of them.”

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ialwayscomeback:

Michael was just as twitchy, his suit making odd motions as he held up the treasured box set- taken from the store with a big wad of bills left in its place, “Tag team the guard to get there? We can make them watch it too. Convert them to the cause!”

“Of course!” Springtrap nodded at the idea, so excited just to finish the series and get to enjoy it again, this was like a christmas miracle, except it wasn’t christmas, “He’ll love the show after the first couple of episodes no doubt about it.”

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Finally I’m free! All my interviews are done, my tests are done for now, and I can actually spend time on this blog again now that things have calmed down!

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So what is it like when you can't breathe and have no heartbeat?

“It’s like when you say you feel dead inside, but in a literal sense.”