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*cools ur dashboard down*

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🪲🌱🪱🐛🐌🌱🌱🪳🦗🪱🪱🌱🪲🐜🐜🐜🪱

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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hold on something just happened

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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let's synchronise with mama

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Setting a hard boundary: stop eating onions as if they are apples you are freaking me out

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I eat only venison and drink only champagne and crème de menthe. My bed is lined with silks and ostrich feathers. I refuse to bathe in anything but rose milk. Only in this way am I able to craft my bespoke posts.

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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