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The future is here, we opposite omans

Not an Onion Article but from Engadget.com.

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Why you don do dis!? What the NSFW ever do to you!? Not interested in anything else...

Woog is going...

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That’s alright but she gets more Nekkid in manga why she done do dis?

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She the hero we need...

☆ I heard there was trouble, so I hopped right over! ☆

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Is it just me or do I see some vag? Vampires need not da panties

Wholesome Vampire Mom

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I want to earn Never Slay Alone playing Turn Undead: Monster Hunter.

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"I have a jobbers for you Zexx, only you can do it." He opens up a suitcase with some money, "I need you to bring me that pen." "Excuse me?" "That pen on the floor bring it to me." "You just want to watch me bend over? Don't you?" "She on to us run!"

Runs away on all fours "Nooooah don shoot I sorrah."

Now available for hire: Zexx

A young bounty hunter on Zeta Prime, Zexx will take on most jobs given to her.

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I was rooting for demon poor poor demon.

Agnes is the least liked of the executioners because she doesn’t toy with the prisoners for the spectacle. Where as when the Demon generals especially Gudrid, the Crowds roaring non stop. Agnes straight up treats the prisoners with respect as opponents.  Conflicts last mere minutes if not seconds in a true fight. Being human you have no choice but to treat each match with the proper respect. Even at a SS class status she’s never forgotten how weak she used to be. (I’ll explain the power rating system at the end) She’s seen to many of her friends die, humans are pretty fragile when compared to demons or the various monsters that inhabit the world.

So when her opponents leave themselves open she’ll use the exploit and end the conflict in seconds. Leaving a not so fun feeling for the crowd. She’s fine with killing but it isn’t her go to option to end conflict. She does her best to not let it come to that but in life you don’t always get those options. So her kill list is pretty high but it’s not something she boasts.  Her speed is top class especially using Armor enchanted with wind. (Magics mechanics a whole other ball game for another post.) Outmatching an opponents speed for an opportune strike is her jam.  Best chance of survival is ending a match quickly.

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It's an interesting story concept I like it.

Every month in the  Demon realm executions are held of the worst criminal scum. As Human Director of the demon realm Agnes is subject to participate in the executions. Executioner is a rotated position between Generals and Demon Knights. Agnes holds a similar position to Demon generals which means she must participate. She is not fond of the duty but she will do her job without question.  

Demon prison is not an easy place, once convicted of a crime they are placed in a prison dimension and have their power limited with special magic. Strong demons are weakened but still maintain a semblance of strength while weak demons do not last very long.

 By the time the Execution roles around only the strongest demons remain. It begins by selecting 200 hundred demons who are put into a free for all brawl. Once a victor defeats all the other opponents they have their limiter removed. They then face the executioner for a chance of freedom. If they defeat or kill the executioner they’re criminal status is withdrawn  and their demon citizenship is returned upon victory.  they are free to either enter demon society or do as they please. 

Less than 100 demons have won their freedom since the tradition began. The demon criminal system is pretty just. There have been a few adjustments to the laws since The Demon Queen came to power but only a few differences. Mostly dealing with mass murder or murder in general. This is why duels were instated into law.  

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What anime is dis? Plzzzz harp!

That’s an incestual, demonic, lustful, magical girl transformation on a level i have not seen before.

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I can't tell if artist is trolling or on something

local town fair, I think I just hit a well of memes.

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Where she at this game place has it all, how she not passed out yet!?

She climb

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Is that a coyote?

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I don't know this show, is this the real text? Is this fan made? What is dis? Funny

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I could see both sides of argument in a perfect world would be great if could trust your friends and loved ones but I agree with the above posters that it best not to send such content because I’ve read to many stories of sexing gone bad in some states can be charged with child porn laws of the person is a teen sent to slightly older teens.

Look guys, i saw this poster at my school and did a thing:)

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I ducked the moon am I gonna die!?

You have now fucked the character on your desktop/mobile wallpaper.

How fucked are you?

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I'd buy it

some concepts for @codecasual

a slime girl platformer sounds really cool (and is this not the cutest slime you’ve ever seen don’t lie)