Hallo! Medic here, at your service! Take a seat in my infirmary, stay a while, ja? **Team Fortress 2 Medic roleplay blog!**
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we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get
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Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
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Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
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Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!
The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.
This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.
Here is a short and easy video showing this in action
The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.
You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.
If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!
I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.
If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!
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Honestly...
I am an ask slut!
Ask me about anything. My asks are always open!
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Ah! Another me! It’s a pleasure to meet you!
Oh, mass extinctions, war…nein! That would be no fun! No more test subjects!
I do have a few ideas…provided he would be up for it…
You seem like the most competent member of your team, interestingly enough... how does it feel being the face of TF Industries
This is very nice thing to say. I am not sure if it is true, because doktor and Engineer are also very competent because they are scientists, and Spy is very competent, well, spy.
I am just big man, easy to notice, easy to remember. Is nothing else to it.
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Yes…I rather think mein liebe was made for me as well. I should like to meet your Medic…I wonder how much we’d have in common!
I think it would depend on your definition of “chaos,” mein multiverse fruend. I prefer the term “scientific discovery” myself…😈
You seem like the most competent member of your team, interestingly enough... how does it feel being the face of TF Industries
This is very nice thing to say. I am not sure if it is true, because doktor and Engineer are also very competent because they are scientists, and Spy is very competent, well, spy.
I am just big man, easy to notice, easy to remember. Is nothing else to it.
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It is rather pleasant to know all of us across the universes end up with each other! Sort of comforting, in a way.
You seem like the most competent member of your team, interestingly enough... how does it feel being the face of TF Industries
This is very nice thing to say. I am not sure if it is true, because doktor and Engineer are also very competent because they are scientists, and Spy is very competent, well, spy.
I am just big man, easy to notice, easy to remember. Is nothing else to it.
#another heavy???#hm…my mind could do something with zat later#((I don’t have a Heavy blog to interact with yet sadly! this blog just ended up being red Oktoberfest lol))#((anyway sorry for barging in!))
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Ach! You’re telling me! I’m always buried in some kind of paperwork or other. I swear, Miss Pauling loves to see me tied up in bureaucracy!
if you and Medic fuck every day, doesn't that mean you have to be gentle all the time so that he can still function? or has he built up a resistance to you
We do not do penetration sex every day. We do not have sex every day. We are busy men. But we do couple things together, and we do dirty talk, and when we are free we do sex things that aren't penetration.
Penetration is for weekends, or rare days when we do not have work.
Here is secret: doktor and Misha are not as horny as silly internet blogs make it sound.
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What happens if you purposefully ignore Medic for too long? Like as a prank pretend he’s not there. Does he get hissy?
He force himself into my lap and give me cutest 'puppy dog eyes' in entire world. Misha cannot say no to baby blues 😩 and doktor does not like being alone or ignored. He like attention very much, especially Misha's attention.
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Don’t be so modest, mein liebe! You are very capable in your own right, and your level-headedness is a breath of fresh air!
I think you and I balance each other out quite well, don’t you think? ;)
You seem like the most competent member of your team, interestingly enough... how does it feel being the face of TF Industries
This is very nice thing to say. I am not sure if it is true, because doktor and Engineer are also very competent because they are scientists, and Spy is very competent, well, spy.
I am just big man, easy to notice, easy to remember. Is nothing else to it.
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"I wanted to be unforgettable. Indelible. I wanted to haunt their hearts and minds—to be everywhere and nowhere, spectacular and out of reach. Only in the chaos did it dawn on me. Being remembered is not the same as being missed."
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