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genie addicts be like just one more wish
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How can we help 馃様

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Donate if you can. Spread this if you can't. Direct support to these families is the best thing we can do right now.
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How to tell if my village is run by witches

you need one of these
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How many wraith dollars can I get for 2 dollar?

$4
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ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it
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do you fw my cousin Chrys he wants 2 play black ops later & im not about that shit since he always gives me the controller with wires & wlectricity coming out of it
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wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf
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if a wolf and a boar teamed up the wolf could bite someones hand off while the boar runs them over!
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when posing with your sword stabbed into the ground, please watch out for beasts digging in the dirt beforehand
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i hate having to step over my mutilated devil carcass when i leave the house but its the only way to prevent devils from getting in to my house
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my cousin got wicked lung damage from mold wraiths
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im excited because starting today its thumbscrews week in the dungeon
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the centaur treasure was stolen by centaur thieves
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theme for this years christmas: War Elephants
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the new game is called 1 knight vs all the zoo animals & the king says we have to play it every day until we run out
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