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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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June

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Are you Smart the Fry?

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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I love it here as much as I love that my palms are healed now (very much)

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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May brought thick hair and charcuterie outside

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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foul fagus standing cutely

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I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

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