meefstewk

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Hi

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every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

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Blehhh! do you recognize it!

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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Job hunt off to a good start

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reblog if you want a lesbian in her mid thirties to boss you around and take you clothes shopping

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look at my agents bro

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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to

childline has also been restricted

if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so

even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!

this isn't safety, it's censorship

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Ricky I do not understand my son's ambitions perhaps you can explain

he is learning parkour

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dwarves would be enthralled with midwestern casserole dishes

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living by my awesome sword #mysword

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If you're not white, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following things:

Jacking off to the goombas from Super Mario Bros

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i gotta get out of this fucking wizard tower i just heard someone cast summon semtex elemental