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There have been many cases of me chilling with pigeons in bus stations

why do pigeons like the train station so much. theyre never hanging around the bus station or the airport. why do they like train station

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Are you a horse per chance?

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

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reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

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stay tuned for part 2 and reblog to feed my ego for sample size

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

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I believe you

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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This folded pizza is giving of such pussy vibes.

Oh, I know!

Let me eat my pizzussy real quick

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It’s okay <3

I can’t find the template for the NSFW alphabet and I really wanna write it 😭

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I have it in my notes! Do you want it?

I can’t find the template for the NSFW alphabet and I really wanna write it 😭

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My next door neighbour is a 90 year old lady who sits naked on her balcony THATS CONNECTED TO MINE and tells me war stories

😭😭😭 Whyyyyyy do we have the crazy neighbor??? Whyyyyyyyy??

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I made this a while ago as a joke between my friends and I

(I got lazy by the halfway mark leave me be)

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The feminine urge to be fucked stupid by a bulky, dominant and protective fictional man with big tits.