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I trusted the process now I'm bald and living under a bridge
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what if nikocado hasn't been current for 4 years and the skinny cado we're seeing now actually happened 2 years ago..... and he's fat again now
#what if hes playing the longest game#nikocado avocado#also apply this to like 10 years and his 2023 videos were filmed in like 2011#hes actually a 60yo man we're just catching up
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If there was a heaven, it would be stocked with Little Debbies.
And oxycontin
And cock
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god i wish i could communicate how fucking weird focal seizures are... the full self dissociation AND like deep memory recognition... of like 10 completely unrelated things, moments, images, phrases, sounds... happening all at once... it is so bizarre and just sucks so much ass ;u; *brain sizzling noises
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so tumblr be banning p0rn but this is ok ? ok.

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hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.
#tom hardy ok period!!#look. not the best role example but i quote his bane way too much#it was nothing but BLINDING#yeah i like badass angst. dies
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Lil Staph Infection
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