Okay, maybe I have a few things
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I liked Shouma a lot...until we got to the slasher route.
Spoilers in the tags.
If Shouma was a more popular character, we would be talking all day about how he's clearly a monster fucker
#you adopted a chronenburg#and then you were surprised when it started killing people#AND THEN YOU HID IT WAS KILLING PEOPLE#YOUR FRIENDS!#YOU LET IT KILL YOUR FRIENDS!
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If Shouma was a more popular character, we would be talking all day about how he's clearly a monster fucker
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Well. Jenny Sparks and Superman made out once. Huh.
So hey I'm reading Tom King's Jenny Sparks and honestly after Batman and Heroes in Crisis I thought I never was going to forgive him but his Rorshach, Wonder Woman, and now this are changing my opinion. Anyway this happens, this is the funniest thing ever:
Also, Tom King also wrote Superman very well in the scene, top marks.
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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*
anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.
bonus:
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Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh
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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him

Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEIKO, the best (cannon) danganronpa character
if no one got me i know seiko got me 😼
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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