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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

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[insp.]

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how i’m coping lately

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hey kids we’re living in a fascist regime

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5FLhS2YxmY)

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Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

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I love this so much! I want you to reblog the crap outta this please and thank you so much Mwah!!!~ *Waves* Loves you!

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Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

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I hate ISIS. Reblog if you hate ISIS

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if you think people can’t cosplay certain characters because of skin color, age, or body type

then you can go and drink camel piss.

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Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

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Reblog if you believe Asexuality is valid

I want to prove a point to my parents who heavily insist I’m not ace.

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do you ever sit on the computer for so long and wish you could make hella money like this

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When you’ve been goofing off at work and turn around and see your boss

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“Traitor!”

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Jerry Seinfeld ✓

President Obama ✓

1963 baby blue Corvette Stingray ✓

And a cup of coffee ✓

Go behind the scenes as Jerry Seinfeld drops by the White House (even if he was somewhat unannounced).

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10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around.