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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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hey. you. lie on your f/o's chest like a cat right now

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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Shout out to self shippers that are so sleepy. Your f/o loves your sleepy face. They'll place soft kisses on your forehead while you're sleeping, and cuddle with you if you want it. They'll never be upset with you for needing more sleep and they'll always let you get the extra rest you need!

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

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For self shippers who pick at their skin:

Your f/o cares about your health and well-being, they'll never be grossed out or upset at/with you because of it, they know it can be hard to break habits like that. They're more than happy to help patch you up, if you let them.

If your skin got scarred because of it, they'll still see you as the most beautiful thing to ever grace their sight. It all decorates your skin like the stars scattered across the night sky, they'll kiss all your constellations just to see you smile.

If they notice that you're starting to scratch, pinch or pick at your skin, they'll try to come up with something to keep your hands occupied. From painting your fingernails to helping them out with some work, they'll do what they can to keep you from hurting yourself.

If you do end up breaking some skin, they'll disinfect it and get you a bandage. Things like that happen sometimes and they won't love you any less for slipping up, in fact that's exactly when they'll comfort you the most.

Your f/o loves you and they want to do whatever they can to help you stay safe and healthy, all at your own pace and rhythm! They'll always cheer you on for your progress and help you get back on your feet after any and all slip ups.

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

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struggling with self care? here's a few things you can do to include your f/o in your day to day life to maybe help you out :)

— make your f/o breakfast! or lunch, or dinner, or a snack, or a cup of tea, whatever they like!

— your f/o really loves the smell of the body wash you use! take a shower tonight with it so they can smell it while they're cuddling you asleep. same goes for your shampoo!

— your f/o has an outfit they wanna wear tomorrow, but its not clean. may as well do your laundry too while you're at it!

— your f/o had a movie they wanted to watch with you. take a moment to relax with them tonight.

— your f/o wants to have a nice cozy night with you tonight. why not make your bed so you have a nice place to snuggle with them?

— having trouble cleaning your room? that's okay, your f/o is gonna help you do it! try to get it started for them.

note; these are just a handful of things that help me. I dunno if they'll help you but you can try, if you'd like :3

— take a break from social media tonight and talk to your f/o! maybe draw or write them something, and if you aren't feeling that, just take some time to appreciate life with them.

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work? rent? degree? um, did you hit your head climbing out of the cage or something? we’re puppies, silly! :3 let’s get your collar back on ^_^

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I adore like slower weight gain as a result of a happy relationship

there’s something so sweet about the idea that you’re with someone who encourages you to take care of yourself and helps take care of you and on top of it they love the results of it. They love making food for you and just making sure to remember your preferences and maybe allergies. Someone to make you feel more comfortable if you overdo it, someone there and reassuring you that they will love you no matter what happens or how you look or how it changes. What’s even better is when it happens, when it’s more noticeable, when you start filling out your clothes and they love it, they comment on it and they make it known to you and everyone that they love it

My biggest turn on IS just feeling loved isn’t it /fun

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nothing can convince me that food is not a love language. offering your f/o a bite of your food to show that you want to include them in your life. your f/o making sure you're eating well and don't go hungry, asking you throughout the day if you've eaten yet to show care. cooking your f/o a nice homemade meal if they haven't eaten anything proper in a while. maybe you can't cook and have to follow a recipe closely, and maybe even that goes horribly wrong but you still showed them that you love them and want them to be well nourished. customizing the meals you make for each other and cutting the food into hearts and other fun shapes. cooking something with your f/o. going out to eat something, maybe trying something new together and sharing those new experiences. sharing food of each other's cultures for the first time. waow

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I always miss the people I love a lot more on beautiful sunny days, I wish we could experience them together

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sleepy cuddles with f/o <3 being able to end your day with the person you love, your f/o mumbling sleepy sweet nothings to you with soft little kisses as you two both drift off to sleep together <3

(Incest, adults who ship with minors and nsfw DNI)

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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Things to do instead of talking to your f/o on c.ai:

draw something with them

write something with them

make an edit or other graphics of them. screenshot edits where you add your headcanons or other changes to their design are great too even if you don't commit to the new design

revisit your favorite scenes or even reconsume their entire source

go hunt for pictures of them you didn't save yet

go look for new fanart, fanfics, or other fan content made by others

gush to other people about them

talk about them in general even if it's not a gush. share your favorite fun facts, talk about their source, or share some headcanons

find someone to roleplay your f/o for you

make a journal page dedicated to them

write them a letter (and maybe write a response letter from their perspective too)

listen to songs that remind you of them. you could also make a 2010s style AMV of them with that song

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I have so much love for furry selfshippers! It makes me so happy to see people selfshipping with their fursona and a completely humanoid f/o, or as a human with a furry f/o, or even as a furry with their furry f/o! Every dynamic is so unique and filled with so much love and creativity—it’s truly beautiful. Furry selfshippers are incredible, and I just want to wrap them in all the love and support the world has to offer because they deserve it!!! You’re all so special, and I adore you so much! 😤💞

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It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

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only ever on paper