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Spring Man: Hoo hoo! Another bouncing battler has hopped up to say hi! Keen for a contest of skill? Bounce Man: Oh, yes! Let's have a jumping contest! I bet I can go highest! Spring Man: Sorry, kid! There's only room for one champ here, and I'm the one on top!

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Heat Man: I saw you spinning past all my lava pools... are you really gonna make me work? I'll get dizzy fighting you. Top Man: Oh, come now, Heat Man. Let me twirl you out of that lazy state you find yourself in. Heat Man: I'm not lazy, I just don't want to do anything! And I'll do that once I beat you!

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Dive Man: I hope you recognize the tremendous disadvantage you have here, Fire Man. I will give you the option to leave peacefully. Fire Man: Even extinguished, my flame will burn bright enough to defeat you! Now get down here and fight me, ya floatin' varmint! Dive Man: I just know the extra heat is going to make me nauseous...

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Quick Man: Never thought Doc Light would be crazy enough to send an unfinished prototype out to fight me. How are you supposed to keep up? Time Man: You talk fast, yet still waste my time. Get on with it. Quick Man: Man of action, not words, eh? I can respect that. Let's get right down to business then.

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Splash Woman: Someone set off all my proximity alarms! Identify yourself, intruder! Vesper Woman: Yeesh, I can barely fly down here! Can we make this quick? I gotta get back to my wasps. Splash Woman: Ugh, first hornets, now wasps! I've had enough of bugs infesting my ocean!

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Napalm Man: I can tell you have an appreciation for bombs, but you're not here to chat, are you? Commando Man: You are out of line, soldier! Stand down and disarm before I am forced to take action! Napalm Man: I don't take orders from anyone, especially not you! Now bring it!

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Burner Man: Oooo, a new playmate? Hope this one can take the heat, heh. Torch Man: You've destroyed your last forest, Burner Man! The power of Torch-Jutsu will defeat you! Burner Man: Yes, yes! Turn up the heat! Gyahahahahaha!

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Top Man: Gemini Man? I'm flattered you decided to visit, but I'm right in the middle of dance practice. Gemini Man: You have time to dance in this silly greenhouse you call a base? My laser should take you down easily. Top Man: A fight? Well, two dance partners is more than I usually take, but for you I'll make an exception.

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Blizzard Man: Hey, tall, purple and ugly! Outta the way! I'm trying to get my milk run in! Tundra Man: Ugh, I should expect as much from an oaf on skis. Shall I show you the refinement inherent in ice skating? Or must I beat you first? Blizzard Man: Oh, that's it. Let's take this out-of-bounds, buddy, then I'll show you how a real bot plays in the snow!

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Crash Man: An old demolition bot, coming to my territory? I'm surprised you didn't blow yourself up on the way here. Bomb Man: Oh please, a lightweight like you condescending to me? You won't even be a good fight looking like that. Crash Man: Big words from something so outdated. Let's see who brings the bigger boom.

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Needle Man: Arg, finally a chance to shut you up! I heard your yelling from halfway across the site! Impact Man: Ho ho! A fellow spike enthusiast! We must share techniques and tools, my friend, in the name of construction! Needle Man: I'd rather get a needle in the stomach! I'll fill you so full of holes you'll never get fixed!

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Sheep Man: Ah, stop, stop! You're ruining all the delicate electronics of my circuit boards! Magnet Man: Woops, sorry, don't know my own strength. Sheep Man: I'll show you sorry, you jerk! I'll have to work overtime because of you!

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Gemini Man: How in the world did an old battery like you manage to reach deep space? Did you come all this way to get a glimpse of greatness? Elec Man: Ha! You're twice as many, yet you can't reach half of my brilliance. Give up before the Thunder Beam needs to destroy your ego. Gemini Man: One would think you would appreciate the need to look at yourself, but some people just can't be helped.

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Metal Man: So the pencil-pusher wants to fight? Get lost before I slice you up. Magnet Man: Really, Metal Man? You're going to throw those at me? I'll repel your Metal Blades right back at you! Metal Man: ...Uh oh.

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Bubble Man: Warg! How did you you get down here?! Only a strong swimmer could survive this place! Burst Man: Oh, I agree! It's much too cold down here for my tastes. What do you say we call it off, one bubble-blower to another? Bubble Man: As if I'd let you off that easy! Once I finish you off, I'll enjoy a nice hot spring with your suds!

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Plant Man: Ack! A bug infestation has come to my flowery home! Get out of here before I have to call an exterminator! Hornet Man: Your selection of plants is truly astounding! You have flowers from all over the world! Can we compare notes? Plant Man: O-oh? You really think so? Er, no! Don't touch! I'll take care of a pest like you myself!

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Gyro Man: Look at the ripoff coming into town! You think just because you're green and can fly that you can keep up with me? Tornado Man: You merely fly in the wind. I am the storm that controls it. Get down and give up before I need to knock you out of the sky. Gyro Man: I'd say you're getting pretty cocky for a weather forecaster! I'll beat you before my sandwich break!