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Alec, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Jace, with a mouth full of cookie: Kill two.

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Aldebaran, Alpha Tauri

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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

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Is proximity to tampons dangerous to boys, Megyn?

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this would work on me

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Linette Owens: *calls Edmund a dangerous lunatic*

Edmund Herondale: 

Tessa Gray: *attacks Will with a jug*

Will Herondale: 

Clary Fray: *calls the police upon meeting Jace*

Jace Herondale: 

Ty Blackthorn: *holds Kit at knifepoint*

Kit Herondale: 

HERONDALES & THEIR DANGER KINK - AN ENDLESS SAGA

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Julian: What should we do now? We have some time to kill

Mark: [visibly worried] W-who would we even kill

Emma: Zara. Let's go

Julian: NO

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whoever got my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

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The Clave: Teenagers are always running around giving their opinions, but they would actually NEVER survive a day in power; they would simply not know what to do and see all their plans crumble.

Also the Clave: Herondale! Open this pickle jar for me.

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Literally spent $300 when I was told I was having a miscarriage.

my favourite coping mechanism is buying books

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Well. This didn’t age well, DID IT? 😭😭😭

Christopher is too precious for this world 😭

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Never speak to me or my 452 unread books again

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what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

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jace and alec's bond is so important to me,, nobody gets them like I do.

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oh how i miss the tmi gang :(

artist: @cassandrajean <3

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Jace: Why do you treat us like we're 5 year olds?

Alec, exasperated: WHY?!?

Alec: *points at Isabelle* YOU BURNED WATER THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO BOIL PASTA

Alec: *points at Simon* YOU WENT TO ONE PARTY AND GOT TURNED INTO A RAT

Alec: *points at Jace and Clary* AND YOU TWO WERE DUMPED INTO A DEMON REALM AND IMMEDIATELY SNUCK OFF INTO A DARK CAVE TO HAVE SEX

Alec: AND YOU ASK ME WHY?!?