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Fellas is it gay to help your business partner dye his hair in his own private room, alone on a Friday night, is it???

IS IT?!

-Tenna

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Ough

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oooo crazy old men yaoi go!!!!!!!!!

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MAKE ME THE [happiest man in the world!] AND [Die]

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the sequel that was asked for but . now when theyre not such bigshots the slop continues

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ok freaks

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SUMMER FUN ! ! MOST EXPENSES PAID FOR !

bonus doodles

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spamtenna slop (ignore how inconsistent somethings ar thsi isnt sposed 2 be good

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You know, I'm kinda restless thinking about how neither Spamton nor Tenna intended to leave the other. It was more of a happenstance.

And it's giving me thoughts, but I can't really put them into words. But it's itchy to think about...

Oh trust me, it's ALL I think about.

They care Very Deeply about each other and you can tell that never really went away. They never got a resolution. No "we're through" or "I'll still be here." One day they were happy as can be, the next, everything was falling apart.

I'm really tired atm but yeah. They make me crazy. Post canon spamtenna fucks me up

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VERY IMPORTANT AND PROFESSIONAL BUSINESSES MEETING

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my old friend, mr tenna

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been trying to get into reltadune lately

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Whatever or not some of Spamton’s mannerisms and catchphrases are an intentional attempt to mimic Tenna, or if it’s the other way around... I think you could at least say Tenna is closer to what Spamton is constantly trying to be.

I mean, it’s not like Tenna is actually happy and content with his life and isn’t at least kinda deranged… but he is at least capable of being genuinely charismatic and dazzling people with his fun personality, charm and bombastic charisma. Literally anything Spamton does just oozes Bad Vibes, but Tenna, as long as he’s not actively in Meltdown Mode is capable of being entertaining and fun enough to get our heroes to play along and enjoy themselves.

And even when Tenna is actively spiraling, he’s not even a quarter of the creepiness of just Spamton’s baseline.

And Spamton clearly wants power and prestige and status, to be a [[BIG SHOT]]. But even at the heights of his [[Bigness]] he was still under the authority of Cyber World’s supreme authority, Queen.

But in TV World, it’s Tenna who is that supreme authority. The one who’s calling the shots. The one whose face is plastered everywhere.

Spamton’s takeover of Cyber World was officially about getting his [[Hyperlink Blocked]] unto the NEO Body… but he sure seemed to revel in his newfound position of power as well.

Even Tenna’s method of controlling the people of TV World plays into this. While his passion is in entertainment and showmanship, he basically got everyone in TV World under some extremely unfair contracts to make sure they all take part in his show and generally do as he says.

So he’s more effective at scamming people than Spamton is, even though that's basically Spamton's one 'purpose' in life according to the general metaphysical rules of how Darkners work.

But also on the other hand, from Tenna’s perspective, Spamton is the very symbol of the technological progress that has overtaken and overshadowed the Television. Sure, Tenna has all the prestige you could possibly imagine in TV World, but that’s a world whose own prestige is diminishing more and more with each passing day.

For Tenna, Spamton represented the shiny modernity that he just couldn’t grasp. He has an inherent understanding of all this newfangled technology that scares and confuses Tenna.

Spamton might be weird and disquieting, but as the incarnation of Spam Mail, he has reached and affected the lives of far more Lightners than Tenna could even dream of in the last ten years. And that’s even after Spamton downfall, last time Tenna saw him, he was a genuinely successful Internet adbot!

…I think it’s likely that their occasionally shared phrases are a result of a mutual attempt to mimic what the other had.

Although I guess what at least put Tenna at a better position than poor ol’ Spamton is that improving Tenna’s situation is a lot easier. All Tenna needs to be happy is to find someone new to watch him. He’s still a perfectly usable television who can bring happiness and be happy as long as he can broadcast.

Spamton’s whole existence as Spam Mail is an existential horror where he is both obsessed with success and unable to achieve it permanently because… he’s Spam. The very metaphysics that define the universe deemed him destined to fail eventually.

But also, Tenna is probably totally unaware of this, if not like... literally incapable of grasping the idea. Again, he knew Spamton for the brief period he was actually successful. And he lacks the understanding needed of either modern internet culture or the metaphysical mechanics of Dark and Light that drove Spamton mad.

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Whatcha doin`, Tenna? Reading the script for the program, huh?

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Your honor.... I cannot believe they are real

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Felt the need to redesign my Spamton again... Chapter 3 is making me feel even worse the guy. Poor thing.

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if you had to choose… tenna or spamton? 👀

Oh, Spamton by far, Tenna doesn't compare. That's not to say I don't think Tenna is cute and funny and well, conventionally attractive (by yknow, 'Internet Sexyman' standards), and I definitely get the appeal, but Spamton was something special. I think you know you have something really special on your hands when people start obsessing that much over a character that looks (and acts... and smells) like, well, Spamton (I am calling him repulsive in the most affectionate way).

Since it's related, I think one minor disappointment I had with Ch3 was how small and contained it felt. It wasnt bad, I still fully enjoyed it! But Ch2 basically gave us a whole universe to think about and play with, the universe being Cyber City. I think part of Spamton's appeal was that it was fun to explore his relationship with other notable Ch2 characters he had a significant connection with - the Addisons, Queen, Swatch, Noelle, etc. Tenna's world is a *lot* smaller with fewer notable NPCs, so it doesn't feel you can explore his character quite as much.