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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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Hey does anyone know why this thing is in the Utility group?

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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actually……1 more thing because I realised I haven’t posted this yet. the best & worst piece of art I’ve ever made - 3D shark called biscuit that I modelled for a class a few years ago. toiled on him for hours, cried over him, went on a journey with him. still failed the class. he haunts me to this day

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i love how every cookie clicker mod gives off openly hostile energy

👍 big supporter of players using mods to lower their games' difficulty until they can make it through

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oh okay

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Have A Nice Day!

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the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord

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HAAAIIIIIIII

wrong password. torment box for you

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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

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All time

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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

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what would you do if multiple giant inanimate homunculi of yourself with freakish proportions were placed in your home

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That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months