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i want a bat signal, but instead of calling me to action, cancels plans for me

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The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

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dick pics or it didn't happen

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i would WWE style fight both my siblings for half of a soft grape

i would hit my brother in the face with a spinning heel kick for sixty bucks

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anxiety stole my blender and raised my taxes

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my strengths include repressing my emotions and making self deprecating jokes about serious topics so i don't have to admit to dealing with them

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straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

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plucking your eyebrows is sitting on the floor in front of a mirror with tears streaming down your face as beyoncé’s "pretty hurts” plays in the background

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when you wanna be a fashion icon but you're just a fashion sighcon

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the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

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at this point i'll pay someone to punch me in the face

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no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

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i cried many times today because i couldn't make it to my local march… going so far as to shut off my phone to stay away from social media backlash. stay strong & empowered my friends

Women’s March around the world [January 21, 2017] 

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reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

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when u crave mental chillness but u got mental illness

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news flash: i still want a significant other