memehellion

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don’t be afraid to have a parasocial relationship with me. i’m in love with You. yes You.

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Stolen from reddit kjjjj

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liking armpit hair is a sign of wisdom and emotional maturity

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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we are all just so normal about him

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*slaps my pussy* this bad boy gets wet for things you wouldn’t even believe

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never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.

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Cis guys are like woe. My penis is one phallometer under 6 inches in length. Fucking disgraceful no woman will ever look at me

Trans guys are like holy shit 0.004 inches today . penis king. Endowed

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Vecna:

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you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

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im gonna be real i do think we need to spend more time as a society encouraging adults to play pretend in structured ways bc what i’m getting from a variety of sources is we all like to make fake shit and pretend to be people we are not

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it was awesome being a kid worried about the environment. like oh they are cutting down too many trees, we have to work together and plant more :~) but these days its like its in the air its in the water its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood

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Finally got a coasters

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I'm unfollowing you because I disagree with how you spend your money

i dont blame you

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literally amy dunne's entire problem was that she didn't have enough enrichment in her enclosure. and that was ON NICK.

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talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare

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no you dont understand.... i will never shu t up about tthis,,