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i said "i'm gonna put a condom on" and he screamed like i stabbed him.

found this on my boyfriend's phone. do i hit it raw?

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found this on my boyfriend's phone. do i hit it raw?

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achoo

are you trying to get me sick too you little bitch.

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i just ate a packing peanut

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Damn man your haters are literally the funniest guys out there

How can they fr cry about you saying slurs like telling them they’re retarded then right after call you a faggot, say your bf is a tranny and that you’re both pedophiles 💀

I feel like I’m a circus the way they’re the biggest clowns I’ve ever seen their stupidity truly amazes me

Like fr guys touch some bloody grass and get an actual life I feel like you seriously need it

thanks. it's about time some normal people send me shit.

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life update: i'm sick and eating pickles from the jar. got a kids' book about the ocean

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did you get armin anything nice for chrissy

chrissy bruh. but yup i did.

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my life is fucking over. the foundation of my entire existence has shattered. with this new information, how do i go on? the past ten years of my life have been a fucking lie. thank you erehisu fan you have truly opened my eyes. i can't believe i was going to go on ignorantly living my life as "eren jaeger" the anime character. nobody has ever fucking said that very original comment to me before. this is a first. well you don't have to worry about me anymore. i'm going to start rehabilitation first thing tomorrow morning. please pray for me. also historia's baby was mine, i'm the father. just kidding. haha. fell for it. loser. historia isn't asian enough or straight enough for me. how does it feel to be a minority? let me know in the comments down below.

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ate a cookie in my car while listening to creep in silent anger after working a horrible closing shift. core memory unlocked.

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Stranded

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gothkasa

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PEACHIGUTZ HAD A HEART ATTACK AND PROVED HERSELF TO BE A FAT LOSER A WIN IS A WIN

hey. never wished any *real* harm on anyone but glad you're happy.

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armin and i have been busy fucking non-stop. i don't have time to do anything else. i stopped going to work, i stopped sleeping, i even stopped browsing tumblr. all i do is pound my boyfriend's ass and he's still begging for more. the world is healing. i'm starting to believe there is a god.

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mine.

i love Eren so much. my heart is devoted to him entirely. he's everything to me. he's my world. i'll cherish him and worship him forever. i belong to him in every conceivable way. i'm his. he's mine. we belong together in every life

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no hate left in my heart for today. i just love my best friend.