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Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

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Super Mario Cr1tikal Starters

“You damn tree.”

“You think you're a tree? YOU THINK YOU'RE A TREE? Well, I have news for yoU! You're... absolutely correct you are a tree.”

“Just got clocked by a green bullet train.”

“THIS FUCKING TREE.”

“Can someone tell me why that apricot in the window is not keeping the trees of Pumapunku under control? This is absurd.”

“This is making me want to purchase a pair of bowling shoes, and then cut my feet off so I can't use the shoes properly.”

“There's no reason this tree should be so aggressive!”

“I guess what they say is true-- you don't know how someone truly feels unless you walk a mile on their tittes.”

“You keep the ground on the ground.”

“If getting attacked by trees made your nipples cold, my nipples would have achieved absolute zero.”

“Why the fuck is Aku's time portal here?”

“These trees make government obsolete.”

“When there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Trees.”

“Who's dropping candy corn?”

“The flower-tree combo, nature's one-two punch tag team.”

“What the fuck happened here? Did a whale blow a spider web out its ass?”

“It swatted me out of the air! It's fucking built to take down space shuttles how am I supposed to jump over it?”

“Who's fucking and what are they fucking with?”

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Even More Skype Call Starters

“The Zodiac Killer is going to George Bush.”

“I don’t know how you can be that stupid.”

“Indiana Jones has taught me nothing.”

“That’s a solid chocolate dick.”

“Go to the hospital, dick man.”

“Just google chocolate dicks.”

“I think they made a vagina too.”

“WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.”

“Get your healthy chocolate out of here.”

“If I want to eat chocolate I want it to be bad for me.”

“You’re bad and broken.”

“I’ve been put in enough situations where I’m just hnnnng.”

“Don’t show me dick pics.”

“That’s fuckin nasty lookin’.”

“That doesn’t even look like chocolate that looks like a very dark man.”

“That is literally a cards against humanity card. That is the biggest blackest dick.”

“I don’t want jizzms when I’m eating chocolate.”

“Even if I had a dick I would not put a hat on it.”

“Wait why are you looking at hats on dicks?”

“I’ve seen enough accidental porn to know dicks don’t do that.”

“Nothing related to religion is going near my ass.”

“That looks like an asshole with a moustache.”

“There’s only so much dirt in the world.”

“Fuckin fugly ass dirt bridge.”

“What do you want from me it’s a gross ass dirt bridge in the middle of the ocean.”

“I love how the derpier I am the funnier I am.”

“Special dark chocolate more like I’ll put a special foot in your face.”

“We really need to label the death hole.”

“Fucking Christ we’re losers.”

“Have I ever said I hate gravel with a fucking passion? Because I hate gravel with a fucking passion.”

“Gravel is dirt that doesn’t know how to be dirt.”

“You’re not as much of a college student as my grandmother.”

“It was my butt hitting the chips.”

“That is 90% sparkles and 0% gender.”

“What is your gender? Sparkles. What’s in your pants? ✨ Glitter~ ✨”

“That’s the personification of a chicken.”

“Where’s the chicken option?”

“What are you, weird chicken child?”

“That’s…. disproportionate.”

“That’s a boy, I’ve seen his dick.”

“That’s a—fuck, um…”

“I don’t know what gender they are, but are they free?“

“Tossing chicken—whAT?”

"Don’t call me a racist you stupid bitch!”

“Is murder just on your mind 24/7?”

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Stupid Shit I’ve Said Starters

“@Windows stop. Just stop.”

“A literal pa-pa-pa-pa-parade of dongles.”

“Ah yes I remember the Appleton pond screams.”

“All because of a single fucking dongle in the USB port.”

“Eat his ass!”

“Everything stops because of a dongle.”

“I can’t believe it didn’t update because I had a dongle.”

“I dwibble.”

“I need his dick in my ass before I go to bed.”

“I remember the kangaroo.”

“I wanna battle people fight me.”

“I wanna put my leg straight but I dunno how.”

“I’m gonna go get my pumpkin ass into PJs, I’ll be right back.“

“Just call me senpai.”

“Laslow and Cancer is my otp.”

“My blankets are all jackwagoned and fucked up.”

“My leg squeaked.”

“My nose has the ASMR.”

“Of course you remember dirty chicken punter but not sergeant oats.”

“Oh my side did a poppy thing and it didn’t feel good ohh—”

“PORT WASHINGTON’S BOOBOOSHAW!!”

“Present your asshole to me, bear.”

“Serenade my sweet candy ass with those airplane noises.”

“Speaking of pizza, I had an omelette today.”

“Talk to me about John Wayne Gacy.”

“The movie with the basement with the water and dead bodies.”

“This isn’t fun when it’s not porn.”

“What’s vision?”

“Why is there a pony in my dick chocolate search.”

“Yes I know the big urinal but—”

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My Friend Playing Dragon Age: Inquisition Starters

“I’m getting fucked in the ass by spider’s jizz.”

“I don’t want your jizz!”

“Fucking screech all you want, cuntface.”

“When does death come. I was promised death.”

“FUCK YOU.”

“Take a potion you ginger shit.”

“There’s tits on my dick and I am enraged.”

“He’s planking on the stairs but he’s doing it wrong.”

“All I can do is try.”

“Where is this cunt-for-brains?”

“Bro—boy—I can’t even.”

“It’s not a beautiful call it’s me losing my fucking mind.”

“Where is death. I was promised death.”

“Hello? Is this death? Are you coming for me yet?”

“I got jazzed on.”

“I will fuck you in the ass with my pointy staff you fucks.”

“Die and burn and I would say in hell but we’re already in a green glowy version of it.”

“Hey fuckface with the horns—and you’re dead.”

“The raw fade more like my raw asshole because this guy has been fucking me for three hours.”

“I can die happy if I never see another spider. Like, for reals.”

“Fuckstache McHandlebars.”

“Handlebars McFuckFace.”

“What hurt you as a child? Oh, the thing fucking Cole in the face? Alright.”

“Spiders can eat my asshole.”

“You’re not allowed to exist.”

“Thanks for going after the broken AI.”

“Fuckstache McHandlebars is admittedly a lot better than Handlebars McFuckFace.”

“I just want to live.”

“Is this what insanity feels like?”

“It’s not the boss that’s hard. It’s the amount of shit he summons into your urethra.”

“You better put this in caps because my throat hurts.”

“The world needs to suffer with me.”

“We’re fighting in a storage closet with spiders.”

“I’m a pretty mage who likes dick beating people with a staff while everyone fucks around and has an orgy or something I don’t fucking know.”

“Hey, numbnuts—Numbnuts One and Numbnuts Two—can you take up less space?“

“I would like life.”

“… where am I.”

“Where’s the gay. I found the gay.”

“I am in hell thank you for noticing.”

“HOW YOU DOIN’, BEBE.”

“Yes it is because I can’t get past the fucking story mission.”

“I-I-I-I—”

“You cannot drag spiders. I have learned that.”

“Congratulations, you’re literally an asshole.”

“Aaaand they’re dead.”

“Please. Just… please.”

“Because please.”

“Just let me li—actually just fucking kill me. Just do it.”

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Random Sentences Starters

“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”

“Are you done?”

“Are you reading fanfiction?”

“Can I have your fries?”

“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”

“Did you get my text?”

“Eat my whole ass.”

“Hey, don’t insult memes!”

“How long have you been playing that game?”

“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”

“I like your taste in music.”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”

“It’s a damn shame.”

“I’ll be home in five minutes.”

“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”

“I’m sorry…”

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”

“Let me go.”

“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”

“Me. I meant me.”

“Nice voice crack.”

“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”

“Please don’t do this…”

“Suck my ass through a straw.”

“Touching leads to babies.”

“Um?”

“Wait up!”

“What are you talking about?”

“What the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why are you like this?”

“Your taste in music is shit.”

“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”

“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”

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Dorian Pavus Quotes Starters

“Did I stutter? Men, and the company thereof. As in sex. Surely you’ve heard of it.”

“Did everyone act like this when the sword was invented? ‘Oh, my blushing butt cheeks! Round up everyone who can use these pointy things and lock them away!’”

“I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth.”

“I knew you would break my heart, you bloody bastard.”

“I prefer the company of men. My father disapproves.”

“I wanted to see you make flowers bloom with your song, just once.”

“I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.”

“I’m too pretty to die!”

“Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders.”

“Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble.”

“My arse should open up a shop! Apparently it’s quite prolific.”

“Pretty, in a haunting, ‘this archway might collapse on me at any moment’ way.”

“Selfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.”

“Some of my best friends are murderers.”

“Stranger things have happened. It would take work. And soap. Lots and lots of soap.”

“What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes?”

“While we’re sharing surprises, you’ve done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than expected.”

“You tried to change me.”

“You wanted the best for you! For your fucking legacy! Anything for that!”

“You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me.”

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Send “Maybe?” if your muse has thought of kissing mine

Even if it was only once for a split second!

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my life motto: (ง'̀-‘́)ง come at me bro (ง'̀-'́)ง

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Zodiac by Romina Russell //Chapter Three

Feel free to change anything as needed.

“All I remember is a fireball...and then the world went white.” “Whether they’re passed out or worse, I don’t know.” “The sight is so devastating my vision blurs, like my eyes don’t want to see more.” “Right now, I need to get my friends and myself to saftey.” “Maybe he really did think I was a mute.” “Through his helmet’s visor, his face is pale and wet.” “The other survivors must have gone deeper into the hangar, toward a larger passenger ship.” “This boy has fainted. Can someone pass me a healing kit?” “Relax. You lost consciousness, but you’re going to be fine.” “We don’t deserve to be kept in the dark after everything we just saw.” “It’s like the whole network has gone offline.” “It’s...hard to tell how many survived.” “Shockwave from the explosion! Hold onto something!” “He has to be in a shelter right now...please.” “This ship is launching.We’re heading home.”

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Zodiac by Romina Russell //Chapter Two

Feel free to change anything as needed.

“I know, I know, I’m coming!” “She reaches her hands out like she wants to strangle me.” “But her holographic fingers go right through me.” “Can you breathe in that thing?” “We get it, no one’s good enough for you.” “You totally stole it from the University’s lab.” “What will it feel like this time?” “How long will the effects last?” “You’ll still be you-just a more relaxed you.” “Someone marked you for a suck up.” “I must miss home more than I realise.” “Delirious isn’t real if you can’t touch it!” “Marry me, Sattarian Siren!” “Wander my way, Truth Seeker!” “I’ve been pierced by your arrow, Archer!” “Time to drown this place in noise!”

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Zodiac by Romina Russell //Chapter One

Feel free to change anything as needed.

“You ready for tonight?” “Yeah...what I’m not ready for is this test.” “So we’re hosting our own party on campus.” “Our band was voted to play the event.” “Having a different method doesn’t make you wrong.” “I reach out, but my hand goes right through the hologram.” “You were told to wait outside.” “Trust only what you can touch.” “It’s beat is slow and ominous...like something is coming for us.” “Nonsense. Show me your work.” “soon it became a ritual.” “Your clever theories and imaginative stories have no place in astrological science.” “Knowledge is like water, fluid and ever changing.”

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Zodiac by Romina Russell //Prologue

Feel free to change anything as needed. 

“Twelve houses fell in disarray.” “A serpent stole it from afar, and trouble began to brew.” “Sometimes I question if her eyes were really that blue.” “As if the ocean were made of paint rather than water.” “But it’s not my birthday.”  “Until one day, a stranger arrived promising to restore balance.” “No two had seen the same stranger.” “He stole our trust, and we’ve never gotten it back.” “All healthy hearts start with a happy home.” “If you’re going to let you’re teachers brainwash you, then maybe you’re not ready for school.” “Trust your fears. Believing in them will keep you safe.” “It landed with a squelch.” “There’s a maw next to you!” “I couldn’t move, I couldn’t even scream; all I could do is watch.”

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Send me  “You aren’t welcome here, anymore…”  for my muse’s reaction

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Send "Skinny Dipping!" for our muses to go skinny dipping.

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Send "Study Partners!" for our muses to be assigned as partners on a huge project.

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Send "Trapped!" for our muses to be strangers but end up trapped in an elevator together for a few hours.