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forgot i had a plate of melted cheese on my bed and put my entire hand in it trying to lay down
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i dont know but the answer is close i can feel it
im like one of those playful trolling icecream vendors except youre trying to jack me off but you keep ending up with a empty foreskin in ur hand
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im like one of those playful trolling icecream vendors except youre trying to jack me off but you keep ending up with a empty foreskin in ur hand
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#when i was a freshman/sophomore there was multiple differenr seniors and junior girls that did this to me#idk what it was abt me that activated them
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my awesome gf @memorycycle and me as horsies btw
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cleaning house canceling a bunch of subs and free trials and shit and this 5-character non-optional complaints section made me scream
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Horse figure of the day: Global Views Libertino Horse
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the little truck huffed and puffed, determined to make its first ever delivery
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Anthro Zoo 1 hippo facefarting by BigASSets424
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taylor swift just died??
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Oh so we can't have porn but we can have this guy

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i havent made music in so long i need to sit back down and do it again
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i love. to make music
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i love how its like guaranteed if you put a wild turkey next to a human baby itll start chasing it. i bet turkeys + babys is turing complete
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i imagine going to a rave is like the floor is vibrating up and down so fast that everyone on the dancefloor is recieving a lot of damage and even sometimes clip thru it into the infinite void underneath
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