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How to Handle "Campers", "Clingers", and "Nesters" (Male Perspective)
So... you have someone you strictly chill with. ya know: movies, drinks, smokin, fuckin. yall barely talk to each other about anything of any importance, but lustfully wanna make each other cum hard every time. and the routine is set...but then ya do something unforgiven. something thats plain wrong: you go raw. and boom ya got a Clinger Camper Nester.
But those are 3 in one.
I want to help everyone else avoid these issues that i had to deal with.
First let me explain what each are.
Camper: Stays at your place too long, uses your resources, often uses guilt trips to attempt to stay even longer when you ask them to leave.
How to Handle a Camper: Have somewhere to go they can't go and go. Even if it isn't a place you aren't going.
Downside to Treatment: Campers are known for going to the place you arent going to and then waiting for that event to leave. they might get on their detective shit and question you about what you are doing in the beginning and at the end want to know what time you leaving. Never let it get that far. Passiveness is one of the most underutilized powers. The less you seem to care, the more they will get the vibe they cannot continue to stay. Being direct only puts a camper into panic. BUT whatever you do... DONT LET THEM STAY IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU GONE Clinger: After 2 fucks, they feel entitled to things never discussed. Tries to "cuddle" when on that time of the month even though you don't know her favorite color nor her birthday.
How To Handle a Clinger: Well I for one love women. I try to land their emotional planes steadily, but if I need to crash them...i will. All women who get great dick leave behind something they will need to get. its the fail safe plan to having re-entry to your place of residence. If she constantly calls your phone all the time. Texts your phone all the time and you have been nice enough to let her know to back off a little bit and she then presses the issue, calmly go to your condom drawer, rip one open and let the rubber be in a seen spot when she aint around. then invite her over. OR "Accidentally" call her phone and pretend to talk to someone else who you thought it was.
Downside to Treatment: This could in fact create a psycho bitch out of a decent woman. the only thing you have to realize is that this woman was psycho to begin with. if she goes that hard to be with you and you let her know you dont want her...then its all fair game. Clingers have been emotionally charged up by the raw sex. Emotions are involved no matter what. thats why it feels better and thats why the afterthought of wonderful unprotected sex is so warming. If you aint sure if they are quite there yet, after the great unprotected sex that you probably shouldnt be having in the first place, fuck her protected. If she becomes a psycho bitch, allow it and embrace it. its the last thing the expect and they will go running further than rupaul at a westcoast production filming session
Nesters: Get Comfortable too fast, start using all ya toilet paper, fart in ya bed, all the shit you tolerate from a girlfriend, minus the love, trust, loyalty and consistent pussy; usually broke....oh yea they can also be both campers and clingers :/
How To Handle: Nesters are the type that will do small things to get greater rewards. to them, that small nice thing they did for you warrants anything they propose to get. for instance... a girl will buy you a beer, and then expect dinner one day. not the most ideal scenario, but it illustrates the distance of the parallel for the deeds. So call them out on their bullshit. nesters feel comfortable because you allow them to feel comfortable. they take advantage of a good host. Make your resources minimal in vision. Next time she comes over, If you got a roll of toilet paper, hide it. Women hate staying in places that lack toilet paper. Also, if you smoke, and she doesnt, smoke the building down. Annoy her until she can no longer take being around you. Id rather have a clear head knowing it was on purpose, than give any fucks about my reputation.
Downside to Treatment: gossip. you will be known in her circle as the guy that dont got toilet paper, who smokes too much, and is broke. So what? You have peace, tranquility, and most of all the opportunity of bringing someone else over who understands what angle you coming from.
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