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When your BG3 crew doesn't know a damn thing

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who put all these dramatic bitches in the same room

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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I have no shame in upsetting abuse fetishizers and their enablers btw.

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Dozens of sheep spent 12 days in a row walking in a nearly perfect circle on a farm in China’s Inner Mongolia region.

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by will mcphail

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proshippers are very “My taste in fiction does not reflect my moral views, and the shows, movies, and books I consume/like to consume are not direct reflections on how I feel about those subjects in real life” until someone has a different moral viewpoint from them. in which case theyre basically a nazi and also a proshipper in disguise and also stupid and dense

Exactlyyy.

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Here is the part 4 of the little comics I 'm working on 💜 magic lesson ✨

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

thanks again for all your messages and encouragement! 😱💖

And here is my new Bluesky💙 account !!! I haven’t posted much yet, but you’re very welcome to join and say hi.

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i love drawing cat mouse size difference couple

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if you make fun of trans men you're straight up ghoulish go away

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Once upon a time…

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Sims conversations I can hear in the characters' voices.

(Gale picked the last option, natch.)

All blame credit to @marshmallow-sims , whose game this comes from. Posted with permission.

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"Irish doesn't have a word for please, you have to say if it be your will" buddy do I have news for you about "please"

"Irish doesn't have a word for hello you have to use a shorthand religious blessing" buddy do I have news for you about "goodbye"!

"In Polish the word for car is that which walks by itself" BUDDY what do you think an AUTOMOBILE is?

you have got to understand that your mother tongue is not the model of language. all your words have secret histories and layers of meaning just the same as other people's words. the word you think of as just a word has etymology, it wasn't handed down from God as a finished word. English doesn't have a word for movie you have to either refer to the recording medium or use a short version of "moving picture", isn't that cute?

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Me when im sent to court for my narrative CSEM but the jury is full of antis who clearly haven’t read my dni list and the judge doesn’t respect the Don’t Like Don’t Read rule 🙄🤦

So i think this is satire

it's satire.

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal