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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself

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robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

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Also disco elysium is a subversive masterpiece of the detective fiction genre in how Not Copaganda it is. Btw. Which is really food for me specifically as a detective fiction enjoyer who's also a leftist. It's very much the point of all of this & it's so yummy in my tummy

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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

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do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

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his tuoy

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i wanna ride the scary bus so bad

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THAT SURE WAS A FUCKING RIDE HUH

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maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

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hey man how you doing today. SOUL SNARE

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Tropical Affini with her floret