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america’s post-covid comeback has beaten anything i binge-watched in the last year.

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uhm we have a red flag warning in chicago???

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redditors really don’t like it when you ask questions

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there’s a guy that’s been spotted by pilots flying over LA flying in a jetpack

i thought jetpacks were some futuristic sci-fi thing. nope, turns out they’re very real.

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did you know that hyenas loaf like cats do? look it up there's pictures

This is the best fact I’ve ever heard thank you so much anon

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with gender reveal cakes do you only eat half the cake? ‘cause it’s like one gender on one side and one on the other, and the baby is assigned one of the two choices at birth so like one half of that cake is false.

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why aren’t you poly? don’t you want more than one partner? i can’t imagine only being with one person for the rest of my life

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“men get screwed over in divorce.” honey, that’s payback. maybe you wouldn’t be paying her back in the split if you pulled your weight in the marriage.

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here is a thread of black gofundme’s that have still not reached their goals

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i did something really stupid but i think it’s working.

my doc has been ducking around upping my t dosage despite making observations that i should be further along and saying countless times that she should up the dosage (literally i have no idea what’s stopping her). now they’re cancelling every appointment i try to make, so i can’t get bloodwork done and go, “i’m still getting my period, this dosage isn’t cutting it, help?” so i did something no trans person should ever do, but in my defense this doctor has really let me down, and also i had pms and panicked at the idea of having another period: i upped my dosage, from 0.25 to 0.50. based on research i’ve done, 0.20 is a good starter dosage for a trans man, a little test to see how his body takes to it, or an afab nb person who doesn’t want the full effects of testosterone. i’ve been on 0.25 t for over a year. usually when docs decide to up the dosage from 0.20 they take it to 0.50, a typical weekly t dosage. i upped it and a really funny thing happened, my period didn’t come. hm. my energy’s back, my libido’s back.

like, should i become a doctor? do i even need medical school? should i just, like, take the board certification exam? (i’m kidding)

i should also stress that you should not do this, especially if your doctor is being reliable, consistent, and open.

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why do pens at the bank have those chains attached to them and the desk? who goes to the bank to steal a pen?

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me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

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tory lanez really got arrested and sentenced to 23 years in prison one week after releasing an album claiming his innocence 🤣

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english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

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weird question but do cis men and amab people in general experience dick growing pains in puberty as much as i’m experiencing it now in second?

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me, hyperfixating: I would like to think about something else now

my brain: