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Have you found anything to clean up the substance from biological lifeform? How do you plan on getting rid of it? And do you happen to have an idea of how it stopped moving?
[ I DON ' T QUITE REMEMBER MUCH , BUT IT WAS CLEANED UP FOR ME . ]
[ BEFORE IT STOPPED MOVING , I WAS MERELY HOLDING IT . IT WENT STILL AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY PIERCED IT . I AM NOT SURE WHY . ]
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u r my favorite Mephone. What do u do while waiting for questions? Or what do u do for fun?
[ I DO NOT GET WHY I AM YOUR 'FAVORITE' . ]
[ AS I SAID , I DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING , FUN INCLUDED . ]
[ HOWEVER , I DO SOMETIMES CLAW AT THE FLOOR TILES OR PRACTICE MY ELECTRICITY WHEN I AM NOT BUSY OR CHARGING . ]
[ AND I DO NOT WAIT FOR YOUR QUESTIONS . I AM MERELY GENEROUS ENOUGH TO ANSWER THEM . ]
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Heyyy.. black and red phone.. do ya.. find any interest in flowers.. 馃榿
[ NO . ] [ NO . NOT AT ALL . ]
[ I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE . ]
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LOG [ 006 ] .
[ HELLO WORLD . ]
[ I WAS TOLD OFF TO NOT BRING LIVING CREATURES INTO MY ROOM , MORE SPECIFICALLY WHAT I NOW KNOW IS A 'BUTTERFLY' . ]
[ (HE) WROTE SOMETHING DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER , TALKING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW (HE) WAS SO 'GLAD' THAT I WAS MADE TO LISTEN . ]
[ IMAGINING WHAT THE 'BUTTERFLY' LOOKED LIKE IS A BIT .. MORE DIFFICULT NOW . (HE) TOLD ME NOT TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH THE "OUTSIDE WORLD" (?) , LEST I GET ATTACHED LIKE PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS . ]
[ .. I 'FEEL' LIKE I AM SLOWLY STRAYING AWAY FROM THE REASON WHY I WAS ASSIGNED TO CHECK UP ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE . ]
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idk about you but like. Having a secret tumblr blog that you only post on when nobodies around to see you seems pretty free will-y to me. idk though
-馃
[ AHA . NO . YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ACTUAL REASON I AM ON HERE . ]
[ BUT WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT . ]
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How is Steve Cobs doing?
[ REFRAIN FROM ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE THIS . ]
[ I AM NOT ALLOWED OR ABLE TO ANSWER THEM . ]
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I mean, would you mind if you could have feelings? And maybe even... be free?
[ THAT IS SOMETHING MY MECHANICAL MIND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND . ]
[ FREE WILL AND THE ABILITY TO FEEL IS SOMETHING I WILL NEVER HAVE , AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT . ]
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Do you have the opportunity to contact other Mephones?
[ NO . NOT ON MY OWN ACCORD . ]
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What do you think of MePhone4? Specifically that MePhone4 with the contestants
[ HE WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF , EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL . ]
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Does an advanced robot like you ever get bored? Your room seems very, understimulating
- Notkel
[ THIS ROOM RIGHT HERE , OF WHICH I HAVE THE LAYOUT SAVED ON MYSELF ? ]
[ AS I SAID . I DO NOT FEEL . I AM ' CONTENT ' IN THIS ROOM . ]
[ ITS PURPOSE IS TO MAKE SURE I DO NOT GO ROGUE AND ESCAPE WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME . THESE SECURITY MEASURES WERE INSTALLED AFTER PREVIOUS ... INCIDENTS . ]
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LOG [ 005 ] .
[ HELLO WORLD . ]
[ THE THING FROM YESTERDAY STILL WILL NOT MOVE . I THINK ITS BODY STOPPED WORKING . ]
[ NOW IT HAS LEFT AN UNHYGIENIC SUBSTANCE ON THE FLOORS . ]
[ LET US JUST HOPE I CAN FIND SOMETHING TO CLEAN IT WITH BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES THIS . ]
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Hi mephoneX,, itss tea timee :3

[ WHERE IN THIS ROOM DO YOU SEE A TEA CUP , MUCH LESS A KETTLE ? ]
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Oh, butterfly, how cute. Where is this once living object now?
[ IF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ , IT IS NOW UNMOVING . I AM NOT SURE WHY . ]
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chat watch me rizz this guy up
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE馃馃馃馃馃
[ COULD YOU ATLEAST CLARIFY WHAT YOU ARE BEGGING FOR . ]
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How does (he) treat you?
[ WHAT YOU ORGANISMS FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT I DO NOT FEEL . ]
[ IN YOUR WORDS , YOU MIGHT SAY I ' ENJOY ' IT HERE . BUT FOR ME , THIS IS WHERE I RESIDE . ]
[ (he) IS THE ONE THAT GIVES ME THAT OPPORTUNITY . WE MAY NOT TALK , AND FAILURE IN MISSIONS MAY BE A DANGER , BUT THAT IS A PART OF BEING A MACHINE WITH TASKS TO COMPLETE . ]
#mephone x#mephonex#inanimate insanity#object show#meeple#rp account#I am actually quite proud of the art on this one
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LOG [ 004 ] .
[ HELLO WORLD . ]
[ DID YOU MISS ME . HA HA . JUST KIDDING . I CAN ' T LAUGH . ]
[ IF YOU ARE CURIOUS AS TO WHERE I WENT , LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND AND BROUGHT INSIDE . ]
[ THIS PICTURE WAS QUITE A WHILE AGO , HOWEVER . THE THING STOPPED MOVING AFTER A WHILE . ]
[ I AM NOT SURE WHY , I NEVER DELETED IT . I MERELY HELD IT . ]
[ EITHER WAY , I FOUND IT IMPORTANT TO SHARE THIS RARE OCCURENCE . ]
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