mephone4

[mephone4]

smoke yoyleleaves everyday

[mephone4]

if a marshmallow and an apple were on mars together and one hit another in the eyes with dust would that be messed up or what

[mephone4]

Steve Cobs Is Gay!

you’re the reason why i have low self esteem

[mephone4]

no mephone4s im not putting the cookie down *eats the gun*

[mephone4]

mephone5, slapping a piece of dough on his mouth: nutrients

[mephone4]

happy indigenous peoples’ day everyone

[mephone4]

i do not have an ass. who does?

[mephone4]

the people at goiky are too powerful. mepad, save me from them. please. oh, wait, he is being held hostage. oh well

[mephone4]

You slipped on your spaghetti-Os and your dog explodes. Thanks now the dog is throwning up bees. Crunchy bees. Yum. Rat poison. Ratratbsnandmennejwkwmwkwk

ok

[mephone4]

which one of you fools is playing kidzbop old town road on maximum loudness while im trying to fall asleep?

[mephone4]

i just ate a phone. now to...

HHHHHHH

It is I, MePhone4S. I’m taking revenge on MePhone4 for being the reason I have PTSD. I will become the governor of a state. The flag will be the gay flag. and then shortly after I’ll give all land there back to-

NO, WAIT- AHHHHH

hi guys im back. agree with what he said though

[mephone4]

yeah

*looking at lightbulb’s adoption papers* who in the object god would name their child baxter? why isnt it named crab?

[mephone4]

no u

*looking at lightbulb’s adoption papers* who in the object god would name their child baxter? why isnt it named crab?

[mephone4]

mephone4s is in my code, crying. he saw my memories. my memories of witnessing cobs eat popcorn. he witnessed cannibalism once, and then witnessed it again. how is he gonna live with these memories

[mephone4]

somewhere there is an alternate timeline where bfdi has a finished and final second season. in that timeline, mepad is the host of the second season of inanimate insanity. which ended early. and there is a third hostless season which is presumed to be cancelled and a fourth season with 48 contestants with prime shimmers as the hosts

[mephone4]

i got a meeple watch and its slipping out of my freaking arm. the wristbands bro, i told you about them. they wont tighten

[mephone4]

nickel please stop calling people ableist slurs